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    Anything that costs you your peace is too expensive

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neha1 View Post
    Heights of insult
    Just You ... Only You

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    Anything that costs you your peace is too expensive

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    बीबी - तुम मुझे ऐसी दो बातें बोलो कि एक से मै खुश हो जाऊँ और
    दुसरे से गुस्सा आ जाए ...


    पति :

    1- तुम मेरी जिंदगी हो !

    2 - और लानत है ऐसी जिंदगी पर ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neha1 View Post
    . has haske marr gaya....more hilarous if this would have been a video....
    Ek din sher banke jeene se behtar hai do din sher banke jiyo...

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    JIO booked a BIG HALL in OUTSKIRTS of INDIA...

    Announcement Of UNLIMITED BREAKFAST at 2₹...
    People came to EAT at 2₹

    In the same meet announced :-
    UNLIMITED LUNCH @ 1₹
    People called friends relatives...
    Crowd grew 4 times...

    Same meet announced..
    UNLTD DINNER @ 0.50p...!
    WHOLE INDIA FLOCKED...!


    next day MORNING announced....















    🚽TOILET - 1001 ₹ per person per turn..!😎

    This is JIO mere LAAL..👻

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    एक माँ अपने 6 साल के बच्चे का फोटो खिंचवाने के लिए फोटो-स्टूडियो लेकर गई.
    फोटोग्राफर बच्चे को पुचकारते हुए बोला:- “बेटा, मेरी तरफ देखो…
    इस कैमरे से अभी कबूतर निकलेगा !��
    ”बच्चा बोला:- “फोकस एडजस्ट कर,
    जाहिलों जैसी बातें मत कर,
    पोर्ट्रेट मोड यूज करना, मैक्रो के साथ,
    ISO 200 के अंदर रखना !
    High resolution में pic आनी चाहिए…
    Facebook पे अपलोड करनी है,
    वरना पैसे नहीं मिलेंगे
    साला, 'कबूतर' निकलेगा…!
    तेरे बाप ने कबूतर डाला था कैमरे में..?
    फोटोग्राफर:- बेटा कौनसे स्कूल में पढते हो?
    बच्चा: आँगन बाड़ी ��
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neha1 View Post
    talent of bharat matrimony

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    🌹Please give roses to your *own wife* today ...

    It's *Teacher's Day !*

    You may not have heard so many *lectures* from anyone else in your life time !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sush02 View Post
    Please give roses to your *own wife* today ...

    It's *Teacher's Day !*

    You may not have heard so many *lectures* from anyone else in your life time !
    why is this serious bit of information in jokes thread?
    Ek din sher banke jeene se behtar hai do din sher banke jiyo...

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