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    What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? What the Fu-lka ! and What a Fu-lka !

    Fulka means Chapati

    #Being Vegetarian
    आज का ज्ञान ........ सब चूतिये हैं !

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    Beta - Maa, Aloo ki sabji bana....

    Maa - Aloo nahi hai...

    Beta - to phir Bhindi banado..

    Maa - Bhindi bhi nahi hai ghar me..

    Beta - to phir ghar me kya ghas hai?

    Maa - woh to tumhare papa kha gaye....


    Pure Vegeterian and -18 material.....


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    Quote Originally Posted by RoleModel007 View Post
    Impotence: Nature way of saying "No hard feelings"...
    The problem with internet quotes is that you can't trust their authenticity.
    - Abraham Lincoln


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    Sab log Dr Neha ko 18+ bana rahe ho
    let it rain over me....

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    Kid 1 :Bolo Pencil .................................................. ............

    Kid 2 : Pencil

    Kid 1 : Teri Shadi Cancel .

    Typical Neha ke level wala joke
    आज का ज्ञान ........ सब चूतिये हैं !

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    Quote Originally Posted by ! Stud ! View Post
    Kid 1 :Bolo Pencil .................................................. ............

    Kid 2 : Pencil

    Kid 1 : Teri Shadi Cancel .

    Typical Neha ke level wala joke
    Anything that costs you your peace is too expensive

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007RIKY View Post
    Sab log Dr Neha ko 18+ bana rahe ho
    Anything that costs you your peace is too expensive

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    राहुल गांधी आज जो भी हे
    वो पुरखो की वजह
    से हे ओर अरविन्द केजरीवाल जो भी हे
    वो मुरखो की वजह से है।
    .
    अडवानी उस फूफा की तरह नाराज़ है,
    जिसको बारात में कार की जगह, बस में
    बिठा दिया गया हो
    .
    इस देश में दो चीजें ऐसी है
    जिनकी आजकल
    कोई नहीं सुनता एक
    आकाशवाणी दूसरा आडवाणी ।
    .
    जसवंत सिह जी नोकिया के उस मोबाइल के
    जैसे हैं जिसके ज़माने तो लद गए पर
    अपनी बैट्री लाइफ की मिसाल
    देते हुए
    वो मैदान छोड़ने को राज़ी नहीं है !!!!
    .
    साथ ही इन दिनों मोदी को फँसाने के चक्कर
    में काँग्रेस की हालत उस बावली बहू
    जैसी हो गयी है जो अपने ससुर से
    पर्दा करने की जल्दबाजी में
    चुनरी की जगह
    घाघरे से अपना मुँह ढक लेती है ।
    .
    केजरीवाल को यदि बाथरूम में
    भी ज्यादा देर लगती है तो बाहर से
    दरवाजा खटखटाकर
    बीवी पूछती है- फ्रेश
    हो रहे हो या धरने पर बैठे हो ।
    Anything that costs you your peace is too expensive

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    A Teacher asks students about sounds made by animals......

    Teacher: Dog....

    Student A : Bhow Bhow....

    Teacher: Cat...

    Student B: Meow Meow...

    Little Pinto turn came

    Teacher: Lion...

    Little Pinto : Aaah aaaaaaah..... yeehh yeeehh..... commme oonnnn ohhhh.... yesssssss.....

    Teacher: Pinto.... !!! I said LION not LEONE

    Little Pinto: O Teri!!!! Sorry mam...

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    Why was the "magar-much" so confused?

    Because, when he told this joke to his girlfriend she laughed at him and replied -

    "Oh, baby... you are "too-much"!!!
    First, ridiculed. Second, violently opposed. Third, accepted as being self-evident.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoleModel007 View Post
    Why was the "magar-much" so confused?

    Because, when he told this joke to his girlfriend she laughed at him and replied -

    "Oh, baby... you are "too-much"!!!
    Anything that costs you your peace is too expensive

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    Mujhe ek joke yaad aaya abhi abhi.... lekin woh joke hamare Raja Bhoj se phi puraana hai...........
    Kuch baat hai ki hasti meet ti nahi hamari
    Sadiyo raha hai dushman daur-e-zamaana hamara



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    Quote Originally Posted by ! Stud ! View Post
    Kid 1 :Bolo Pencil .................................................. ............

    Kid 2 : Pencil

    Kid 1 : Teri Shadi Cancel .

    Typical Neha ke level wala joke
    Kuch baat hai ki hasti meet ti nahi hamari
    Sadiyo raha hai dushman daur-e-zamaana hamara



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    Quote Originally Posted by Albert Pinto View Post
    Mujhe ek joke yaad aaya abhi abhi.... lekin woh joke hamare Raja Bhoj se phi puraana hai...........
    Suna dalo pinto ji....
    Anything that costs you your peace is too expensive

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    Quote Originally Posted by Albert Pinto View Post
    Never mind .. ye stud k level ka joke hai.
    Anything that costs you your peace is too expensive

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