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    Quote Originally Posted by Neha1 View Post
    Suna dalo pinto ji....
    2 cockroach hospital ke bed pe lete huye they....

    Cockroach 1: Kyun Baygon....?

    Cockroach 2: Nahi...... Paragon....
    Doodh maango gey toh kheer denge
    Kashmir maango gey toh Kamal.R.Khan denge


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    I have 17 jokes which are under 18.......
    I Hope They Remember You...



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    Quote Originally Posted by Albert Pinto View Post
    2 cockroach hospital ke bed pe lete huye they....

    Cockroach 1: Kyun Baygon....?

    Cockroach 2: Nahi...... Paragon....






































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    Quote Originally Posted by Albert Pinto View Post
    2 cockroach hospital ke bed pe lete huye they....

    Cockroach 1: Kyun Baygon....?

    Cockroach 2: Nahi...... Paragon....
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    Anything that costs you your peace is too expensive

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neha1 View Post
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    baygon means?
    Give people roses while they can still smell them. . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by ariesgirl View Post
    baygon means?
    It is a chemical to kill cockroaches.............
    The problem with internet quotes is that you can't trust their authenticity.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Albert Pinto View Post
    2 cockroach hospital ke bed pe lete huye they....

    Cockroach 1: Kyun Baygon....?

    Cockroach 2: Nahi...... Paragon....
    ..................
    Thank you bala

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    Quote Originally Posted by ! Stud ! View Post



    Tere pencil ke joke se toh better hi hai thulley...............
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    Kashmir maango gey toh Kamal.R.Khan denge


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    Quote Originally Posted by Albert Pinto View Post
    Tere pencil ke joke se toh better hi hai thulley...............
    thulley !!!!
    Anything that costs you your peace is too expensive

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    Quote Originally Posted by ! Stud ! View Post
    Kid 1 :Bolo Pencil .................................................. ............

    Kid 2 : Pencil

    Kid 1 : Teri Shadi Cancel .

    Typical Neha ke level wala joke
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    Nice thread.. jab tak 18 ke nahi ho jaate hain, yahan aate rahenge
    The Elevator to Success is Out of Order. You'll have to use the stairs
    ... One Step at a Time

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    PG18 Stuff:

    Teacher: Tumhara naam kya hain?

    Student: NISAR!!!

    Teacher: Accha batao, tum paida kaise huey?


    Student: ....Jawani Janeman, Haseen Dilruba, Miley Do Dil Jawaan, NISAR Ho Gaya!!!


    First, ridiculed. Second, violently opposed. Third, accepted as being self-evident.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sush02 View Post
    Nice thread.. jab tak 18 ke nahi ho jaate hain, yahan aate rahenge
    Han maine b hmare jaise under 18 k liye shuru kia h thread. Jaise he hum 18 cross karenge ye thread band kar denge.
    Anything that costs you your peace is too expensive

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoleModel007 View Post
    PG18 Stuff:

    Teacher: Tumhara naam kya hain?

    Student: NISAR!!!

    Teacher: Accha batao, tum paida kaise huey?


    Student: ....Jawani Janeman, Haseen Dilruba, Miley Do Dil Jawaan, NISAR Ho Gaya!!!



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    Anything that costs you your peace is too expensive

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neha1 View Post
    Han maine b hmare jaise under 18 k liye shuru kia h thread. Jaise he hum 18 cross karenge ye thread band kar denge.
    u mean like crossing twice...at 36?
    Give people roses while they can still smell them. . .

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