I am an Engineer by profession and have taken up teaching as a career. I am 43 years old, have a wicked sense of humour, can be rambunctious after a few drinks, very honest in my dealings, reasonably well travelled, speak quite a few languages, have a pleasing personality, willing to convert to any religion for the right girl, a romantic at heart, not a great fan of the Social media, well read (I still read a lot), a fabulous cook, collect art as a hobby and am pretty decently endowed (proof can be provided on a reciprocal basis).
I have tried to approach women directly and have proposed marriage, without beating around the bush, or drop hints on Social networks. My attempts to find a partner have failed to bear fruit. I even attended a marriage Mela held at a temple and found no takers. On the matrimonial sites, my profile has not even been viewed once.
Am I doomed to my present state of being unmarried? Do you recommend a Puja, a Yagna or even a pilgrimage? Should I consult a priest to perform an exorcism, if an evil spirit has possessed my body? Should I convert to a specific religion? As an extreme step, should I consider a Sex change operation and start looking for men? I am not homophobic, but I do not particularly fancy a stubble rubbing on my chin (if you get my drift)