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    Talking Jokes in Hindi...

    aati thi...jaati thi...

    hansti thi...hansati thi...

    bhagti thi...bhagati thi...

    bolti thi...bulwati thi...

    aaj pata chala saali ullu banati thi....


    Mohabharat mein sabse bewakuf kaun tha?

    guess...guess...

    Dusshasan! Kaise?

    sala 2 episode tak sare khichta raha.

    sari upar bhi lar sakta tha***.


    Aap kiya jano hum kitna aap ko yaad karte hai

    mano ya na mano, har pal faryad karte hai,

    roz khat likhte hai CARTOON NTWK ko,

    aur bas aaphilo dekhane ki mang kiya karte hai.


    Tu chandramukhi main surajmukhi,

    tu mujhse dukhi main tujhse dukhi,

    chatt se chalang laga de, phir tu bhi sukhi main bhi sukhi.


    A sardar reads on the front side of the girl's T-shirt "Handle with care".

    Next day sardar wears jeans written on "Candle with hair".


    Apun dono ka dosti ek dam jakkas hona mangta hai.

    Jakkas bole toh apun haar tu poti, apun sabji tu roti, apun pani tu tanki, apun tarzan tu monkey.


    Jee main aata hai, jee main aata hai tere hoto ko choom lo,

    teri ye behti hui naak ne irada badal diya.


    Kabhi kabhi mere dil main khayaal aata hai,

    kabhi kabhi mere dil main khayaal aata hai,

    "ke kyun mere dil main khayaal aat aata"


    Botal chhupa do kafan mein, kabar mein piya karunga,

    jab mangega hisab khuda to peg bana ke diya karunga...


    One sardar was so kanjus, so kanjus
    kanjus...so
    kanjus...so
    kanjus...so
    kanjus...so
    kanjus that he went alone to his honeymoon.













    Last edited by Samia; 27-08-2006 at 06:45 AM.

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    Jab kutte ki maut aati hai..............

    Jab kutte ki maut aati hai..............

    Jab kutte ki maut aati hai..............

    tab..... tab..... tab.....

    Kutta mar jaata hai.



    Dil ka dard dil todne wale kya jane,

    Pyar ke rivazon ko zamana kya jane,

    Hoti hai kitni takleef ladki patane mein,

    Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane.


    lamha lamha waqt guzar jayeya,

    chand lamhon mein exams aayega ,

    abhi waqt hai do line padlo ,

    varna pass kaun munnabhai karvaaga.


    Chakoo se kya kaatte ho. Dhar to talwar mein hai.

    Duppate se kya dhakte ho.

    Maal tau salwar mein hai.



    Machchar ne aapko kata wo uska JUNUN tha,

    aapne khujli ki wo aapka SUKUN tha,

    chahkar bhi aapne use nahi mara bcoz uski ragon mein bhi aapka hi KHOON tha.

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    SEX :

    AGE 8-ignore it...

    AGE 18-explore it..

    38-ask 4 it...

    48-beg 4 it..

    58-pay 4 it...

    68-pray 4 it...

    78-forget it..

    88-
    ab mar bhi ja tharkki.





    Girl(2 another girl):Jab tum sex karti ho to kya apne husband se baat karna pasand karti ho ?

    She Replied: Agar Phone nazdeek pada ho to kar bhi leti hoon..!



    AGE 20 - DIN RAAT,

    AGE 28 - ROZ RAAT,

    AGE 38 - JUMME RAAT,

    AGE 48 - CHAND RAAT,

    AGE 58 - ONLY JAZBAAT,

    AGE 68 - GALAT BAAT....



    Tere baap ki shadi hui teri maa se,

    Teri maa ki shadi hui tere baap se,

    Yeh bhi koi baat hui

    Ghar ki ghar me hi ho gaye




    shaadi karni thi par kismat khuli nahi.
    taj mahal banana tha par mumtaz mili nahin.
    ek, din kismat khuli shadi huyi.
    ab taj banana hai-par mumtaz marti nahin.


    what is similarty between talwaar & salwaar

    " dono ke khulne se saamne wala aadmi gayal ho jata hai"





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    ohhhhhhhh, let me find a translator then i'll come hehe

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    ek ladki ko dekha to aaisa laga
    dosri ladki ko dekha to waisya laga
    dono ne slap kara to ek jaisa laga

    this is from me

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    ek ladki ko dekha to aaisa laga
    I think I have already hear this in a song, emm the singer is Kumar Sanu I think .... well I don't remember but the song is beautiful

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pwincess Bollywood View Post
    I think I have already hear this in a song, emm the singer is Kumar Sanu I think .... well I don't remember but the song is beautiful
    yes u are right..i modified some of his lines..song is from 1942 a love story film(anil kapoor and manisha).

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    Quote Originally Posted by go_gamez View Post
    yes u are right..i modified some of his lines..song is from 1942 a love story film(anil kapoor and manisha).
    cooooooooollll, i have a great mind , good to remember things hehe

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    Quote Originally Posted by go_gamez View Post
    ek ladki ko dekha to aaisa laga

    dosri ladki ko dekha to waisya laga
    dono ne slap kara to ek jaisa laga

    this is from me
    Hahahahaha, hahahahaha, hahahahaha...very funny

    Thanks for sharing...

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    haha lol you guys are funny



    "Men show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they find laughable."

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    Quote Originally Posted by waahid View Post
    haha lol you guys are funny



    "Men show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they find laughable."
    Oh thanks for replying, we are all funny...even you.

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    my GOD... Hilarious...

    too funny...


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    Quote Originally Posted by xsamx View Post
    my GOD... Hilarious...

    too funny...


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    Hehehe, finally you replyed...i know you would. Thanks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Samia View Post
    Hehehe, finally you replyed...i know you would. Thanks
    hehehe.. nice imagination... but cant get u how u know that...



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    Quote Originally Posted by xsamx View Post
    hehehe.. nice imagination... but cant get u how u know that...



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    Well, i can feel people, even if i never meet them. Now, i'm not kidding.

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