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    Talking ******Some Wife Jokes*****

    Enjoy reply n if u hv more then plz add n also gimme some repps this time
    "I was out cuz i dint remember my password "

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    1. My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.

    2. My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met .

    3 .A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

    4. I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor." I asked her, "Where's the car?"
    She replied, "In the lake."

    5. The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
    "I was out cuz i dint remember my password "

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    6.I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.

    7. Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.

    8. A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

    9. A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."
    The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same: "You can have mine."

    10. It's not true that married men live longer than single men.It only seems longer.
    "I was out cuz i dint remember my password "

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    funny post!

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    Thnx
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    7. Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.

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    "I was out cuz i dint remember my password "

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    It's not true that married men live longer than single men.It only seems longer.
    Only Seems longer...
    .:When the legends die, the dreams end; there is no more greatness:.

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    man To Doctor : I Want To Live Long Long Life....... Wht I Should Do....
    Doctor : Get Married...
    Man : Tht Way I Will Live Long Life..... ?
    Doctor : No..... But This Wish Will Not Come Into Your Mind Again.........

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    and bumping goes on
    "I was out cuz i dint remember my password "

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    u Dance A Lot.......

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