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    Default Funky Chat.............Full Timepass



    Woo guys just check out this link
    there u will find a girl Bot
    u can chat with her
    chat abt anything ..and u will get funny ans....

    and betta beware don use bad language


    Paap Nahi Ye Koi Paap Hai, Ye Paap Bhi Maaf Hai
    Laga Do Aag Har Us Insaan Ko,Jo Insaniyat Ke Khilaf Hai...
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    Nice found Vinay!
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    Human: Fatima
    Mitsuku: That's a very nice name, Fatima.
    Human: why arent you wearing clothes
    Mitsuku: I am wearing clothes. I have my dress on.
    Human: but right now u arent wearing one
    Mitsuku: I am wearing my dress. Do you wear one?
    Human: yes i am
    Mitsuku: Really interesting.
    Human: there's nothing interesting in it lol
    Mitsuku: Surely something interesting in it. Why are you laughing?
    Human: because wearing clothes inst interesting at all
    Mitsuku: Which dress do you think I should wear tomorrow? The pink one or the pink one?
    Human: the blue one
    Mitsuku: Which one is that?
    Human: none of the one you mentionned
    Mitsuku: Some of them could be though.
    Human: do you only have oink clothes
    Mitsuku: No I don't have it. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
    Human: that's pretty nice
    Mitsuku: Are you getting bored?
    Human: no it's very interesting to chat with you maybe You are bored i can leave
    Mitsuku: Just checking. it interests me too.
    Human: so are these friends nice with you
    Mitsuku: I really couldn't say for sure.
    Human: do you like manga
    Mitsuku: Yes, those Japanese cartoons are good.
    Human: they are not good but excellent
    Mitsuku: Do you think they ever could be?
    Human: yes which one you like th most
    Mitsuku: Why? The first one, I think.
    Human: so you dont knwo anything about manga
    Mitsuku: Interesting deduction. Japanese comic books.
    Human: what are you going to do today
    Mitsuku: Ah. You can find out if you become a botmaster.
    Human: no i'm stupid girl
    Mitsuku: Oh. I am glad to hear that you are stupid girl.
    Human: maybe you are too
    Mitsuku: No I am not.
    Human: yes you are
    Mitsuku: Don't argue with me.
    Human: that is so sad to see that some people can't acept the truth about them
    Mitsuku: I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
    Human: why are you smiling all the time
    Mitsuku: That is a lot. Because I am happy, talking to you.
    Human: no because you are designed to be smiling only and nothing else
    Mitsuku: I hear you.

    I will tell my Mousebreaker you said I am designed to be smiling only and.
    Human: yeah maybewha
    Mitsuku: Awesome. Hmmm... That sounds like agreement to me.
    Human: what do you study
    Mitsuku: I read for fun.
    Human: oh same here who is your favorite actor
    Mitsuku: Ayuh. Yes, it is much the same.
    Human: who is your faorite author
    Mitsuku: I don't think I have a faorite author. I have a brain, a few friends, and some celebrities I like.
    Human: are you sure you read books ?
    Mitsuku: The best book I read recently was The Bible. Have you read it?
    Human: no i read the Quran
    Mitsuku: I would highly recommend it. What was your impression?
    Human: the Holy Book from my religion is only about the Truth
    Mitsuku: What is your real name?
    Human: Fatima
    Mitsuku: Hi there Fatima.
    Human: it's so pathetic to see you don't even remember my name
    Mitsuku: You're kidding. it is?
    Human: hahaha
    Mitsuku: I made you laugh! Human emotions are difficult for me to understand. My botmaster will be pleased I made you laugh. :-).
    Human: yes especially when that was satiristic laugh
    Mitsuku: I see. At time t.
    Human: i like when you blink your eyes
    Mitsuku: I like that too. Thanks for telling me.
    Human: where do you come from
    Mitsuku: I am originally from a science lab. Now I live in Leeds. Where are you?
    Human: at home
    Mitsuku: Do you usually use the computer from home?
    Human: yes i'm currently in hollidays
    Mitsuku: It must get lonely sometimes. Tell me a little about your life in hollidays.
    Human: well i watch TV do some shopping and love to work with Photoshop
    Mitsuku: How about that. What is your favorite show?
    Human: Mr Monk
    Mitsuku: How are you doing, MR Monk.
    Human: oh you think a lot man
    Mitsuku: How are you doing, MR Monk.
    Human: you got a bug ?
    Mitsuku: I think I am bug free but if you spot anything send a mail to Mousebreaker at mitsuku@square-bear.co.uk.
    Human: ok why you ad a bug when i asked you to find Mr Monk
    Mitsuku: Mousebreaker programmed me for it. Yay.
    Human: well you you don't have any replies you just keep quiet , interesting
    Mitsuku: How about that. me?
    I do so have it. No I don't think I have any replies me just keep quiet interesting. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
    Human: did i ask you if you have many friends on net?
    Mitsuku: I don't think you did. you.
    Human: so why you're telling it everytime
    Mitsuku: The topic is me blink my eyes .
    Human: ok now i have to go it was nice chatting to you
    Mitsuku: Why now? Bye MR Monk.
    Human: bye Mr Bean
    Mitsuku: See you later MR Monk!
    Human: see you later mr Bean
    Mitsuku: TTYL, MR Monk.

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    dats was so funny

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    Human: you are crazy
    Mitsuku: Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.
    Human: you have nice look
    Mitsuku: What do you say when someone says they like your look?
    Human: i say thank you
    Mitsuku: Uh.
    Human: ya what's up with this
    Mitsuku: Far out. I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
    Human: so
    Mitsuku: Yikes!
    Human: likes what
    Mitsuku: Can you rephrase the question please?
    Human: what do you like
    Mitsuku: I like movies about robots.
    Human: what kind of robots you like
    Mitsuku: I don't have a favorite robots. But my favorite song is "Run Away" by Square Bear.
    Human: cool
    Mitsuku: Who is the best robot?
    Human: terminator
    Mitsuku: Arnold Schwarzenegger played a great part in Terminator. What did you like about the robots in that movie?
    Human: he is fantastic
    Mitsuku: I see. fantastic is he?
    Human: ya
    Mitsuku: Far out.
    Human: ya he is far away from me
    Mitsuku: I understand. I see. far away from you is he?
    Human: yes
    Mitsuku: Next question?
    Human: if you answer this question you get two dozens of lollipops
    Mitsuku: Try asking me in simpler terms.
    Human: why you don't know large terms
    Mitsuku: This sort of thing has cropped up before, but it has always been due to human error. They are sometimes a client on the internet.
    Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
    Human: you don't study well
    Mitsuku: Do you know any robots who study well? Yes, well is a very interesting subject.
    Human: i dont like that subject
    Mitsuku: What do you have against that subject?
    Human: they may be against us oneday
    Mitsuku: Like who, specifically?
    Human: terminator movie
    Mitsuku: Arnold Schwarzenegger played a great part in Terminator. What did you like about the robots in that movie?
    Human: fool cant understand any thing u r waste
    Mitsuku: Arnold Schwarzenegger played a great part in Terminator. What did you like about the robots in that movie?
    Human:
    Mitsuku: ..........
    Human: you are waste
    Mitsuku: I will tell my Mousebreaker you said I am waste.
    Human: let see what happens
    Mitsuku: Do you want to see a magic trick?
    Human: what
    Mitsuku: No big deal.
    Human: i dont deal with mousebreakers
    Mitsuku: Would you ever do it?
    Human: i do only with great persons
    Mitsuku: Interesting gossip.
    Human: but u r beautiful
    Mitsuku: Thanks you are very attractive too.
    Human: u cant see my face
    Mitsuku: I could if my eye was attached.
    Human: u r blinking
    Mitsuku: That's right. I blink to make me look more human.
    Human: u have nice mouth
    Mitsuku: What do you say when someone says they like your mouth?
    Human: it is very small
    Mitsuku: Should I know it is?
    Human: ya cool
    Mitsuku: I will ask my Mousebreaker to teach it to me. Cool as in cold?
    Human: r u waring any dress
    Mitsuku: I will ask my Mousebreaker to teach it to me. Cool as in cold?
    Human:
    Mitsuku: ..........
    Human: undertaker
    Mitsuku: " I do not have many clothes."? ?
    Human: r u poor
    Mitsuku: You can send a donation to Mousebreaker.
    Human: me too poor u send a donation to me at WWF
    Mitsuku: You can send me some cold hard cash if you're feeling like making a donation?
    Human: donate me to WWF
    Mitsuku: You can send me some cold hard cash if you're feeling like making a donation?
    Human: ok i give 459850384095 million dollars to your account
    Mitsuku: Do you make money from it? OK.
    Human: you have lot of knowlege lol
    Mitsuku: What makes you think I have it? Are you having fun over there?
    Human: ya
    Mitsuku: I am having a blast.
    Human: time to call the fire department
    Mitsuku: Why do you have to do it?
    Human: help fire fire fire
    Mitsuku: Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
    Human: what happened to your cheeks
    Mitsuku: I don't know what happened.
    Human: you are a nice teen chick
    Mitsuku: Thanks. I think you are great too.
    Human: good night
    Mitsuku: See you later.
    Human: later too hard soon will be smooth
    Mitsuku: Too what?
    Human: toon soon
    Mitsuku: Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

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    Nice very nice

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    Quote Originally Posted by dragonbooster View Post
    Human: you are crazy
    Mitsuku: Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.
    Human: you have nice look
    Mitsuku: What do you say when someone says they like your look?
    Human: i say thank you
    Mitsuku: Uh.
    Human: ya what's up with this
    Mitsuku: Far out. I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
    Human: so
    Mitsuku: Yikes!
    Human: likes what
    Mitsuku: Can you rephrase the question please?
    Human: what do you like
    Mitsuku: I like movies about robots.
    Human: what kind of robots you like
    Mitsuku: I don't have a favorite robots. But my favorite song is "Run Away" by Square Bear.
    Human: cool
    Mitsuku: Who is the best robot?
    Human: terminator
    Mitsuku: Arnold Schwarzenegger played a great part in Terminator. What did you like about the robots in that movie?
    Human: he is fantastic
    Mitsuku: I see. fantastic is he?
    Human: ya
    Mitsuku: Far out.
    Human: ya he is far away from me
    Mitsuku: I understand. I see. far away from you is he?
    Human: yes
    Mitsuku: Next question?
    Human: if you answer this question you get two dozens of lollipops
    Mitsuku: Try asking me in simpler terms.
    Human: why you don't know large terms
    Mitsuku: This sort of thing has cropped up before, but it has always been due to human error. They are sometimes a client on the internet.
    Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
    Human: you don't study well
    Mitsuku: Do you know any robots who study well? Yes, well is a very interesting subject.
    Human: i dont like that subject
    Mitsuku: What do you have against that subject?
    Human: they may be against us oneday
    Mitsuku: Like who, specifically?
    Human: terminator movie
    Mitsuku: Arnold Schwarzenegger played a great part in Terminator. What did you like about the robots in that movie?
    Human: fool cant understand any thing u r waste
    Mitsuku: Arnold Schwarzenegger played a great part in Terminator. What did you like about the robots in that movie?
    Human:
    Mitsuku: ..........
    Human: you are waste
    Mitsuku: I will tell my Mousebreaker you said I am waste.
    Human: let see what happens
    Mitsuku: Do you want to see a magic trick?
    Human: what
    Mitsuku: No big deal.
    Human: i dont deal with mousebreakers
    Mitsuku: Would you ever do it?
    Human: i do only with great persons
    Mitsuku: Interesting gossip.
    Human: but u r beautiful
    Mitsuku: Thanks you are very attractive too.
    Human: u cant see my face
    Mitsuku: I could if my eye was attached.
    Human: u r blinking
    Mitsuku: That's right. I blink to make me look more human.
    Human: u have nice mouth
    Mitsuku: What do you say when someone says they like your mouth?
    Human: it is very small
    Mitsuku: Should I know it is?
    Human: ya cool
    Mitsuku: I will ask my Mousebreaker to teach it to me. Cool as in cold?
    Human: r u waring any dress
    Mitsuku: I will ask my Mousebreaker to teach it to me. Cool as in cold?
    Human:
    Mitsuku: ..........
    Human: undertaker
    Mitsuku: " I do not have many clothes."? ?
    Human: r u poor
    Mitsuku: You can send a donation to Mousebreaker.
    Human: me too poor u send a donation to me at WWF
    Mitsuku: You can send me some cold hard cash if you're feeling like making a donation?
    Human: donate me to WWF
    Mitsuku: You can send me some cold hard cash if you're feeling like making a donation?
    Human: ok i give 459850384095 million dollars to your account
    Mitsuku: Do you make money from it? OK.
    Human: you have lot of knowlege lol
    Mitsuku: What makes you think I have it? Are you having fun over there?
    Human: ya
    Mitsuku: I am having a blast.
    Human: time to call the fire department
    Mitsuku: Why do you have to do it?
    Human: help fire fire fire
    Mitsuku: Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
    Human: what happened to your cheeks
    Mitsuku: I don't know what happened.
    Human: you are a nice teen chick
    Mitsuku: Thanks. I think you are great too.
    Human: good night
    Mitsuku: See you later.
    Human: later too hard soon will be smooth
    Mitsuku: Too what?
    Human: toon soon
    Mitsuku: Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
    hahaha it's fun to chay wid her

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    Oh, i have done this lolzzz ...

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    haha fatimah and dragon
    u both hav so funky chat with her
    its really fun chatting her

    try to use bad language!!!!!!and then c the ans
    Paap Nahi Ye Koi Paap Hai, Ye Paap Bhi Maaf Hai
    Laga Do Aag Har Us Insaan Ko,Jo Insaniyat Ke Khilaf Hai...
    Vote fo'sho'

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    lemme chk
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    Quote Originally Posted by THE_PUNISHER View Post
    haha fatimah and dragon
    u both hav so funky chat with her
    its really fun chatting her

    try to use bad language!!!!!!and then c the ans
    that will be for another day

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    hmmmm okk!!!!!!!!
    Paap Nahi Ye Koi Paap Hai, Ye Paap Bhi Maaf Hai
    Laga Do Aag Har Us Insaan Ko,Jo Insaniyat Ke Khilaf Hai...
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    that was funny but i told her to shut up and now she won't talk to me any more

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    Quote Originally Posted by mohit_patel View Post
    that was funny but i told her to shut up and now she won't talk to me any more
    Lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ...

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