Some Adult n non-veg jokes(18+)
Here i m going to post some adult,double meaning and non-veg jokes, plz add ur replies so that i can continue posting.......
Salman Khan arrives home to find 'Salman is an idiot' written right in front of his door.
He says to his friend: 'That's strange - this seems to be written in urine.... Do some tests and find out who did it.'
Later that day, his friend returns to Salman.
'Bad news, I'm afraid! The urine is that of Vivek Oberoi!'
'I would have expected that...', Salman says, 'Why is that bad?'
'Well, the handwriting is Aishwarya's!'
PLZ TELL ME IF THIS KIND OF JOKES R NOT ALLOWED
Last edited by angad; 24-07-2007 at 08:36 PM.
A newly married man was standing in front of a mirror naked and was admiring his physique.
'2 inches more & I will be a king.'
Suddenly the wife comes in and says,'2 inches less and you will be a queen!'
Ansoo tere nikale to aankhein meri ho,
Dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,
Khuda kare ki apni dosti itni gehari ho,
Baap tu bane to Mehanat meri ho!
Mangta hoon to deti nahin ho:
JAWAB MERI BAAT KA
Deti ho to khada ho jata hai:
ROM-ROM JAZBAAT KA
Kyon bolti ho ke dheere se daalo:
BALON MAIN PHOOL GULAB KA.
QUESTION: What is the similarity between burnt toast and pregnant a girlfriend?
ANSWER: In both cases the guy thinks,'Do second pehle nikal liya hota to kitna acha hota'
Ek press wala Laaloji se poonchta hain:
Aap ne apne ghar me 11 bachee kaise kiye?
To Lalooji bole:
Kyunki hum rubber se jyada rabdi ko use kiya hu na!
Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi
Ladkewale: "ladka clerk hai, 4000 pagaar hai
- aur 15000 ooper se kamata hai."
ladkiwale :"ladki nurse hai, 2500 pagaar hai
- aur 50000 niche se kamati hai."
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Teacher: Name some films that have almost same stories?
Pappu: Madam, Blue films
What’s d heights of tension?
When u get 2 c cleavage of sexy teacher sitting right in front of u, during last 5 minutes of exam & u got 2 write a lot to pass.
A doctor gets a visit from a patient who is not able to get an *****ion.
Doctor: Are you married?
Doctor: Do you masturbate?
Doctor: Do you visit prostitutes?
Doctor: Do you have girlfriends?
Doctor: To phir khada karke kya calender taangega?