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    !~ J Se Jokes ~! !~The Laughter Riot Begins Again ~!




    A teacher told all students in a class to
    write an essay on a cricket match.
    All were busy writing except santa.
    He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

    ____________ _________ _________


    Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet
    Santa: - why did U come so far. Instead U could Have posted it....

    ____________ _________ _________

    Santa & his wife filed an application for Divorce.
    Judge asked: How'll U divide your kids, U"VE 3 children?
    Santa replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR

    ____________ _________ _________

    Santa's wish: when I die, I wana die like my Grandpa
    who died peacefully in his sleep not Screaming like all
    d passengers in d car he was Driving..


    ____________ _________ _________

    A Teacher lecturing on population:
    "In Indi a after every 10 secs a women gives birth to a kid. "
    Jhonny stands up- "We must find & stop her!. "

    ____________ _________ _________
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    A man: "Santa, tell me, why
    Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in
    the evening not in the morning?"
    Santa: ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.

    ____________ _________ _________

    Santa visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
    The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies.
    Santa goes to China to find the meaning
    of his friend's last Words.
    And finds It means
    "U R STANDNG ON the OXYGEN TUBE!"

    ____________ _________ _________


    Santa was standing in front of the
    mirror with his eyes closed.
    His wife asked what you are doing.
    He said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping.

    ____________ _________ _________

    Why did Santa cut the sides of the
    capsule before taking it?
    Guess what...
    To avoid side effects!!!

    ____________ _________ _________

    Lawyer to Santa: "Gita pe haath rakhkar ke kasam kaho ke...... "
    Santa :"Yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court mein Bulaya.
    Ab fir gita pe haath!!"
    ____________ _________ _________
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    Santa: For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me.
    I don't know how she got my no, she interrupts
    whenever I call someone and says "please recharge your card"

    ____________ _________ _________

    A person went into the office kitchen one morning
    and found a women painting the walls.
    She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.
    Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was
    wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.
    She showed him the instructions on the tin,
    "For Best Results put on Two Coats"

    ____________ _________ _________

    Santa was drawing money from ATM,
    Banta behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa!
    I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****). "
    Santa replies, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, Its 1258"

    ____________ _________ _________

    Q) How do U recognize Santa in school or College???
    A) He erase's their notebooks when the teacher erases the blackboard.. .
    BOLO tarara!!

    ____________ _________ _________

    Q) Why did Santa sleep with a scale?
    A) Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept....... .

    ____________ _________ _________

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    Santa Singh MBBS
    After finishing his MBBS,
    Dr. Santa Singh starts his Own practice.
    He checked his first patient's Eyes,
    then the tongue,
    and finally the Ears
    using a torch.
    Finally he said Battery is Ok !!!

    ____________ _________ _________
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    Quote Originally Posted by sexy sam View Post

    A Teacher lecturing on population:
    "In Indi a after every 10 secs a women gives birth to a kid. "
    Jhonny stands up- "We must find & stop her!. "

    ____________ _________ _________
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    Quote Originally Posted by sexy sam View Post
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    Wht is ths???
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    Wow nice to see this thread again Sunny...
    Future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by sexy sam View Post


    ____________ _________ _________

    Santa & his wife filed an application for Divorce.
    Judge asked: How'll U divide your kids, U"VE 3 children?
    Santa replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR

    ____________ _________ _________

    Santa's wish: when I die, I wana die like my Grandpa
    who died peacefully in his sleep not Screaming like all
    d passengers in d car he was Driving..


    ____________ _________ _________

    A Teacher lecturing on population:
    "In Indi a after every 10 secs a women gives birth to a kid. "
    Jhonny stands up- "We must find & stop her!. "

    ____________ _________ _________



    Future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.....

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    nice one........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mi$$ $aInI View Post
    Wht is ths???
    Woh actually Sunny tumhare aur mere reply ki wait kar raha tha
    Future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mi$$ $aInI View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by pulak View Post
    nice one........
    Quote Originally Posted by Ramanjit View Post
    Keep Laughing.........
    Keep Replying..........
    Keep Reputing..........
    «●"Never Say Goodbye"●»

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ramanjit View Post
    Wow nice to see this thread again Sunny...

    Thrd To Banaa Naa Hi Thaa.........
    Sabko Hasaanaa Jo Thaa........
    «●"Never Say Goodbye"●»

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    Repz added.
    Future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.....

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    I'll Keep Up-Dating.......
    This Trd As Earlier........
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