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    What do arabs do on a Saturday night????
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    Default Council Job Application- joke

    Council Job Application
    A guy goes to the local County Council to apply for a job.
    The interviewer asks him "Have you been in the service?"

    "Yes" he says. "I was in the Lebanon for three years."

    The interviewer says "That will give you extra points towards employment" and then asks, " Are you disabled in any way?"

    The guy says, "Yes 100%.....a mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off."

    The interviewer tells the guy, "Ok you're hired. The hours are from 8.00am to4 .00pm. You can start tomorrow, come in at 10.00am."

    The guy is puzzled and asks "If the hours are from 8.00am to 4.00pm then why do you want me to come in at 10.00am"

    The interviewer replies "This is a council job, for the first 2 hours we sit around scratching our balls, there's no point you coming in for that".

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