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    If you read this, that means your are a FOOL..........

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    ok. i viewed it..am I a fool now??? yeh I have declared here in SB that I am a fool before...lol

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    They're boasting about race records
    Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!"

    Another horse breaks in, "Well in the last 27 races, I've won 19!!"

    "Oh that's good, but in the last 36 races, I've won 28!", says another, flicking his tail.

    At this point, they notice that a greyhound dog has been sitting there listening. "I don't mean to boast," says the greyhound, "but in my last 90 races, I've won 88 of them!"

    The horses are clearly amazed. "Wow!" says one, after a hushed silence. "A talking dog."

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    wat is the thread all abt .........

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    If the Government Stops Funding Space Exploration...



    Quote Originally Posted by roseboy11 View Post
    wat is the thread all abt .........
    Well actually this is a joke's corner.

    Iam tired of posting single thread for a single joke or pic so i decided to make this thread a joke's corner.

    Quote Originally Posted by sakkt13 View Post
    ok. i viewed it..am I a fool now??? yeh I have declared here in SB that I am a fool before...lol


    We have our first winner.........
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    ok...............i see

    Last edited by roseboy11; 02-03-2007 at 11:10 PM.

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    What just happened here?



    A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose down. The pilot tries to pull up, but with all their cargo, the plane is too heavy. So he yells to the soldiers in back to throw things out to make the plane lighter. They throw out a pistol. "Throw out more!" shouts the pilot. So they throw out a rifle. "More!" he cries again. They heave out a missile, and the pilot regains control.

    He pulls out of the dive and lands safely at an airport. They get into a jeep and drive off. Pretty soon they meet a boy on the side of the road who's crying. They ask him why he's crying and he says "A pistol hit me on the head!"

    They drive more and meet another boy who's crying even harder. Again they ask why and the boy says, "A rifle hit me on the head!"

    They apologize and keep driving. They meet a boy on the sidewalk who's laughing hysterically. They ask him, "Kid, what's so funny?" The boy replies, "I sneezed and a house blew up!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by rikkuartz View Post


    We have our first winner.........
    haha. so may I also contribute to your thread instead of makin a new one??

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    Who can say this sentence?
    The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."

    So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough."

    The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough."

    Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone . . . cheese mine."

    If you dont get it....quote and reply....

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    Quote Originally Posted by roseboy11 View Post
    ok...............i see

    thats going to stink a lil bit........nice post dude.....thankz

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    Quote Originally Posted by sakkt13 View Post
    haha. so may I also contribute to your thread instead of makin a new one??
    Sure thing buddy.......and thankz man.........

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    Quote Originally Posted by rikkuartz View Post
    If the Government Stops Funding Space Exploration...

    nice one .......

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    Rep's added......

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    thankz for the reply and rep dude........

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