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    Default Ladies Vs. Real Women

    LADIES VS. REAL WOMEN
    Ladies -
    If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in
    a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant'fix-
    me-up.'


    Real Woman - If
    you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too damn bad. Please
    recite with me, The Real Women's motto: 'I made it and you will eat it
    and I don't care how bad it tastes.'
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    Default Cure for headaches:

    Ladies

    - Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.


    Real Woman

    - Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You might still have the headache, but who cares?

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    Ladies
    - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.


    Real Woman -
    Just li ck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake.
    You are probably lying on the couch, with your feet up, eating it
    anyway.

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    Ladies -
    To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.


    Real Woman -
    Buy boxed mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for up to a year.

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    Ladies -
    When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the
    dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside
    of the cake.


    Real Woman -
    Go to the bakery - they'll even decorate it for you.

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    Default And finally the most important tip....


    Ladies -

    Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.


    Real Woman -
    LEFTOVER WINE ?????


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    ............! TFS
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    Fuuny hain !

    Thank you maa'am !


    Make My Day

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    Great Preeto Maam.

    Cheers !!!
    "Value has a Value Only if its Value is Valued"




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    nice ..........................
    I WILL LOOK FOR U
    I WILL FIND U AND
    I WILL BAN U


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    Lololol

    Now THAT is what need to know about the REAL WOMEN!!

    TFS

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    Great Preeto Maam:13:
    ≈◘ ?*þ?*ðéµmâñ ◘≈

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    Nice Post...

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    what a comparison
    Koi Roko Na Deewane Ko

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    real women r like dat???
    i dint know dat!!

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