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    Cool Sunshine Jokes Corner

    friends i am starting a jokes corner here,to bring some smiles on your faces.
    your replies/appreciation will play the most important part in the growth of this thread.

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    Modern Heights

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    What is height of Fashion?

    A. Dhoti with a zip .


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    2. What is height of Secrecy?

    A. Offering blank visiting cards.


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    3. What is height of Active laziness?

    A. Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.


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    4. What is height of Craziness?

    A. Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.


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    5. What is height of Forgetfulness?

    A. Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her
    last.


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    6. What is height of Stupidity?

    A. A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.

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    7. What is height of Honesty?



    A. A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.


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    8. What is height of Suicide?

    A. A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.


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    9. What is height of De-hydration?

    A. A cow giving milk powder.

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    Murphy's Lesser-Known Dictums

    Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

    He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

    Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

    Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

    The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

    The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.

    Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

    The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

    A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

    When you go into court, you are putting yourself In the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

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    One day, A nudist was very eager to go to the beach and get tanned "all over". Tho' he went to a non-nudist beach, hardly anyone was there, so he removed all his clothes, layed down and covered his prick with a newspaper, just in case. Suddenly, a little girl appeared out of nowhere and asked the man.
    "Mister, what are you hiding under the newspaper?" Said the girl.
    "This is a bird, don't mess with it!" He replied
    "Okay..."
    With this, the little girl skipped happily away, also, the man got back to laying on the sand and fell asleep afterwards.

    By the time he woke up, he was greeted by the sight of him being in an hospital ward and having an immense pain in his genital area. Seeing him regain his conciousness, the doctor then asked him what happened. The man said the last thing he remembered is when that particular girl asked him about his "Birdie". So the police found the girl and asked her what she did on that fateful day.
    She Replied:
    "Well... I was... playing with this man's birdie, I had fun for a while with it, but it suddenly grew big and spat on me. I got angry and I broke it's neck, cracked it's eggs, and set it's nest on fire."

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    A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just wasting my time," she said to her mother.. "I can't read, I can't write and they won't let me talk!"

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    Wake up Paula!" Peter yelled at 2am. You won't believe what just happened! I went to have a leak and a strange light came on from nowhere. When I finished the light went out again. It's a miracle!"
    "No, it's not," said Paula. "You've pissed in the bloody fridge again!"

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    The First Law of Philosophy: For every philosopher, there exists an equal and opposite philosopher.

    The Second Law of Philosophy: They're both wrong.

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    Don't LOOK at anything in a physics lab.

    Don't TASTE anything in a chemistry lab.

    Don't SMELL anything in a biology lab.

    Don't TOUCH anything in a medical lab.

    and, most importantly,

    Don't LISTEN to anything in a philosophy department.

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    What is the difference between SUGARCANE and *****?



    Ek ko dho kar chooste hain,




    aur doosre ko chooskar dhote hain............

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    3 friends talking about AIDS

    1:main Kabhi condom ke bina nahin karta.

    2:main Ungli mein bhi condom pehnta hoon.



    3: Main to bilku risk nahin leta, padosi se karwata hoon

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    Agar Thums Up wale viagra drink banane lag jayen


    to us Brand name kya hoga?? . . . .



    LUNDS UP........!!!




    **** THE THUNDER........... ;->

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    Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho
    Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho.
    Ab tum hi batao, kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho ?

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    Beta:- apni maa se purani album dekhte hue”maa ye photo me smart
    admi kaun hai”?Ma”:- beta ye tumhare papa hai” Beta -”to hum
    iss ganje k sath kyo rehte hai

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    Wife TV pr cricket match dekh rhi thi,husbnd smart ban k aya aur
    bola,”DARLING MAIN KAISA LAG RAHA HUN?”.tabi wife zorse chilayi

















    “CHHAKKA”

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    Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi Ladke bhi unke saath the
    Ladkiyon ne naara Lagaya HUMARI MAANGE
    Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDHUR SE BHARO

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