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    Arrow ~~#### Enough of Sardar jokes....... ......... . Mallu jokes are here

    Enough of Sardar jokes....... ......... . Mallu jokes are here
    (no offence meant pls...)!!!!! !!!!!







    1) What is the tax on a Mallu's income called?



    IngumDax



    2) Where did the Malayali study?


    In the ko-liage.



    3) Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today?


    He is very bissi.



    4) Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?


    To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in

    Gelff.




    5) Why do Malayalis go to the Gelff?


    To yearn meney.



    6) What did the Malayali do when the plane caught

    fire?


    He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.



    7) How does a Malayali spell moon?


    MOON - Yem Woh yet another Woh and Yen




    8) What is Malayali management graduate called?


    Yem Bee Yae.



    9) What does a Malayali do when he goes to
    America ?


    He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.



    10) What does a Malayali use to commute to office

    everyday?


    An Oto



    11) Where does he pray?


    In a Temble, Charch and a Maask



    12) Who is Bruce Lee's best friend ?


    A Malaya-Lee of coarse.



    13) Name the only part of the werld, where Malayalis dont werk hard?


    Kerala.



    14) Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?


    Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the lungi


    15) Why did Saddam Hussain attackKuwait?


    He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say

    'KEEP QUWAIT' 'KEEP QUWAIT'






    16) What is the Latest Malayali Punch Line?



    " Frem Tea Shops To Koll Cenders , We Are Yevery Where "






    17) Why aren't Mals included in hockey and football

    teams ?



    Coz Whenever they get a corner , they set up a tea shop.
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    Nice REPOST


    It Was Posted By Karan Bhai
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    Quote Originally Posted by nightmare_harry583 View Post
    Nice REPOST


    It Was Posted By Karan Bhai



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