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    Default Wife jokes... For married people only...

    If your dog is barking at the back door and your
    wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?

    The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in!
    “Democracy is nothing more than mob rule, where fifty-one percent of the people may take away the rights of the other forty-nine.”

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    A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave.

    The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, 'Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?'

    The first man approached him and said, 'Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?' The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, 'My wife's first husband.'
    “Democracy is nothing more than mob rule, where fifty-one percent of the people may take away the rights of the other forty-nine.”

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    Married life can be very frustrating.
    In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
    In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
    In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
    “Democracy is nothing more than mob rule, where fifty-one percent of the people may take away the rights of the other forty-nine.”

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    A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.The wife decided to make a wish too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. T

    he husband was stunned for a while but then smiled 'It really works!'
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    funny yaar............
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    A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, 'If it weren't for my money, the house wouldn't be here!'

    The wife replied, 'My dear, if it weren't for your money, I wouldn't be here.'
    “Democracy is nothing more than mob rule, where fifty-one percent of the people may take away the rights of the other forty-nine.”

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    A little boy asked his father, 'Daddy, how much does it cost to get
    married?' And the father replied, 'I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it.'
    “Democracy is nothing more than mob rule, where fifty-one percent of the people may take away the rights of the other forty-nine.”

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    Tangay rehnday keliyan day naal paranday jina day rati yaar vichday....!!!

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    Women are unpredictable. Before marriage, she expects a man, after marriage she suspects him, and after death she respects him.
    “Democracy is nothing more than mob rule, where fifty-one percent of the people may take away the rights of the other forty-nine.”

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    When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing : either the car is new or the wife is....
    “Democracy is nothing more than mob rule, where fifty-one percent of the people may take away the rights of the other forty-nine.”

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    because its for married people only... and you will not get married in this life..no chance.. thats for sure..
    “Democracy is nothing more than mob rule, where fifty-one percent of the people may take away the rights of the other forty-nine.”

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    A man received a letter from some kidnappers. The letter said, 'If
    you don't promise to send us $100,000, we promise you we will kidnap your wife.'
    The poor man wrote back, ' I am afraid I can't keep my promise
    but I hope you will keep yours.'
    “Democracy is nothing more than mob rule, where fifty-one percent of the people may take away the rights of the other forty-nine.”

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    funny yaar............

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    'What's the matter, you look depressed.'

    'I'm having trouble with my wife.'

    'What happened?'

    'She said she wasn't going to speak to me for 30 days.'

    'But that ought to make you happy.'

    'It did, but today is the last day.'
    “Democracy is nothing more than mob rule, where fifty-one percent of the people may take away the rights of the other forty-nine.”

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