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    Hey Friends,

    This is a new game for all of You.

    You have to submit short jokes (Characters limit 130) in the following Categories:

    General
    Blonde
    Animals
    Professional or Office Humour
    Holidays
    Marital or Relationship
    Santa Banta
    Filmy or Bollywood Jokes


    Submit Your Jokes number wise as Joke No:1 than the name of the category: than joke...e.g.


    Joke No: 1 General:
    Back from foreign trip, Man asks his wife: Do I look like foreigner? Wife: No! Why? Man : In London a lady asked me r u a foreigner?



    The Member who will Post more than 30 Jokes in three days will get three Repz Points from Me.

    Don't Post Objectionable, Restricted jokes. It should be CLEAN Funny Jokes.



    ALL The Best and Have FUN !!!



    Hello Friends,

    I am happy to see so many entries. Actually I thought No one will come to play this game so I kept less Number of entries.

    Now Firstly, I am increasing the Number of entries and making slight Changes In it. Now The number will be 150 Jokes with only 130 characters. The joke will not be accepted if its more than 130 characters.

    Secondly, You have to put at least 10 jokes in every category. Remember 10 jokes in every category.

    Repetitions will not be counted.

    Guys Kindly Follow the rules strictly.

    First member to complete will only get Reputation points.
    Last edited by gors1; 24-06-2008 at 02:17 PM.
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    GENERAL
    Man: How old is your father?
    Boy: As old as me.
    Man : How can that be?
    Boy: He became a father only when I was born.
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    GENERAL
    1. Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, it will take just five minutes.
    Patient: And how much will it cost?
    Dentist: It's $99.
    Patient: $99 for just a few minutes work???
    Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like.
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    SANTA BANTA

    2. Santa :Waiter, do you serve crabs?
    Waiter :Please sit down sir, we serve everyone
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    Please follow the rules and Regulations Kapil.

    Post the jokes according to the character limit and in the way I asked U.
    "Value has a Value Only if its Value is Valued"




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    Santa opened a petrol pump two months back till date not a single customer visited him



    why


















    because the petrol pump was on the 2nd floor.
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    How did santa tried to kill a bird??

    He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gors1 View Post
    Please follow the rules and Regulations Kapil.

    Post the jokes according to the character limit and in the way I asked U.
    oops.............sorry........i'll take care..!!!!!
    God is Really Creative....I Mean... Just Luk @ Me ...!!!

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    Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It’s ****. Santa: U r wrong. It’s 1394.
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    3. Santa :Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.
    Waiter :Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.


    IS THAT FINE MAM....????
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    Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."
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    Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?

    Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.
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    Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?

    Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Wanted View Post
    How did santa tried to kill a bird??

    He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.
    Quote Originally Posted by kaps58 View Post
    oops.............sorry........i'll take care..!!!!!

    Every one has to number his Jokes Otherwise How I will come to Know U have posted 30 Or not. So be Careful. N Number Ur Jokes.
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    Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn't came back yet!

    Santa: Why don't u cook something else? .
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