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    Talking English Teacher (funny jokes)

    English Teacher: Make a sentence using "Neither-Nor"

    Naughty boy Student: When girls wear tight fitting dresses,

    "NEiTHER" are they comfortable, "NOR" are we!



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    A sardar learning English introduces his family in the party:

    Hi! I am sardar,
    This is my sardarni,
    He is my kid,
    & she is my kidney.



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    "FRIENDS STAND BEHIND U DURING UR BAD TIMES"

    Do u want a documentary proof ??

    Ok,In future check out ur marriage album..U'll find al frns behind u !!!



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    Kissing a woman at her FOREHEAD is Respect

    At her LIPS is Love
    CHEEKis Heroism
    NECK is Lust

    BUT KISSING HER IN FRONT OF HER HUSBAND IS BRAVERY.



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    very funny..........
    I am Freakin' Insecure Neurotically Emotional.


    I am FINE.

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    hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

    repppppped yaaaaaa..........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Isotope A10 View Post
    very funny..........
    Quote Originally Posted by sahana View Post
    hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

    repppppped yaaaaaa..........
    thnx.................
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