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    Default George and Condi

    George is a boss and Condi the Secretary

    George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

    Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

    George: Great. Lay it on me.

    Condi: Hu is the new leader of China .

    George: That's what I want to know.

    Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

    George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

    Condi: Yes.

    George: I mean the fellow's name.

    Condi: Hu.

    George: The guy in China .

    Condi: Hu.

    George: The new leader of China .

    Condi: Hu.

    George: The main man in China!

    Condi: Hu is leading China.

    George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

    Condi: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China .

    George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China ?

    Condi: That's the man's name.

    George: That's who's name?

    Condi: Yes.

    George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new leader of China ?

    Condi: Yes, sir.

    George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China ? I thought he's dead in the Middle Eas t.

    Condi: That's correct.

    George: Then who is in China?

    Condi: Yes, sir.

    George: Yassir is in China ?

    Condi: No, sir.

    George: Then who is?

    Condi: Yes, sir.

    George: Yassir?

    Condi: No, sir.

    George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China . Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

    Condi: Kofi?

    George: No, thanks.

    Condi: You want Kofi?

    George: No.

    Condi: You don't want Kofi.

    George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

    Cond i: Yes, sir.

    George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

    Condi: Kofi?

    George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

    Condi: And call who?

    George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

    Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

    George: Will you stay out of China?!

    Condi: Yes, sir.

    George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

    Condi: Kofi.

    George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone

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    Default kiss

    One night a guy took his girlfriend home.
    As they were about to bid each other goodnight at the front door, the guy started feeling a little in the mood.
    With an air of confidence, he leaned with his hand against the wall and smiling, he said to her "Honey, would you give me a kiss?"
    Horrified, she replied, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"
    "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" He asked grinning at her.
    "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"

    "Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!".
    "No way. It's just too risky!" "Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?" .
    "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"

    "Oh yes you can. Please?" .....................
    "No, no. I just can't"
    "I'm begging you ... "
    Out of the blue, the light on the stairs went on, and the girl's older sister showed up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she said, "Dad says to go ahead and give him a kiss, or I can do it. Or if need be, mom says she can come down herself and do it, but for God's sake and all of ours.. ..
    TELL HIM TO TAKE HIS HAND OFF THE CALLING BELL !

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    Default Veer-Zara

    Main Shohar Number 420

    Khirki se bahar dekhta hoon

    rang birangi ladkiyon ko,

    paas se guzarte dekhta hoon

    unke shokh kapde, unki tight jeans,

    mujhe jawani ki yaad dilati hain....

    unka chalne ka andaz, unki patli kamar

    mere seene ki aag bhadkati hain

    wo kehte hain yeh teri umar nahi Ishq karne ki

    phir kyun ladkiyan muhje paas bulati hain

    wo kehte hain tera waqt guzar chuka

    phir kyun wo meri neendein udati hain...

    Main Shohar Number 420

    Khdrki se bahar deikhta hoon

    Mere saamne wali chat par,

    ek ladki ko khada deikhta hoon

    roz chat pe wo aati hai

    apni zulfon ko lehrati hai

    uski adaayen deikh kar,

    kuch karne ko jee karta hai

    uske gulabi honton par,

    aaj marne ko jee karta hai

    ankhon hi ankhon mein isharon se,

    baat karne ko jee karta hai

    wo kehte hain yeh kaam chor de

    phir kyun khud yehi kaam karte hain

    wo kehte hain Biwi ko cheat na kar

    phir kyun khud cheating karte hain....

    Main Shohar Number 420

    Khirki se bahar deikhta hoon

    ladkiyon se bhari college ki Bus,

    jab unhain chor ke jaati hai

    ek ladki jo pados mein rehti hai,

    mere saamne aati hai

    khud ko Chandni kehti hai

    mujhe Uncle bulati hai

    aisi pariyon ko deikh kar,

    bahar jaane ko jee karta hai

    khidki se neeche kood kar,

    hath milane ko jee karta hai

    Apni Biwi ko chor kar,

    bhaag jaane ko jee karta hai

    Wo kehte hain uska Bhai tandrust hai bohat

    phir bhi maar khane ko jee karta hai

    wo kehte hain ab kuch hath nahin aaye ga

    phir bhi kuch paane ko jee karta hai

    Main Shohar Number 420

    Khidki se bahar deikhta hoon

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    lolz

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