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    Artist: Artist Leading Letter E -> Eminem Lyrics
    Song : Lyrics Leading Letter w ->
    Title : Without Me (in Album The Eminem Show ) Lyric


    Without Me (in album The Eminem Show )
    (Print the Lyrics)


    [Obie Trice]
    "Obie Trice, Real Name No Gimmicks..."

    [Beat Changes]

    [Eminem]
    Two trailer park girls go round the outside,
    round the outside, round the outside.
    Two trailer park girls go round the outside,
    round the outside, round the outside.

    [Female Voice]
    "Ooooohhhhh!"

    [Eminem]
    Guess who's back, back again
    Shady's back, tell a friend
    Guess who's back, guess who's back,
    guess who's back, guess who's back,
    guess who's back, guess who's back,
    guess who's back...

    Verse 1:
    I've created a monster, cuz nobody wants to
    See Marshall no more they want Shady
    I'm chopped liver
    Well if you want Shady, then this is what I'll give ya
    A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor
    Some vodka that will jumpstart my heart quicker
    Then a shock when I get shocked at the hospital
    By the Dr. when I'm not cooperating
    When I'm rocking the table while he's operating "Hey"
    You waited this long to stop debating
    Cuz I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating
    I know you got a job Ms. Cheney
    But your husbands heart problem is complicated
    So the FCC won't let me be
    Or let me be me so let me see
    They tried to shut me down on MTV
    But it feels so empty without me
    So come on dip, bum on your lips
    **** that cum on your lips and some on your tits
    And get ready cuz this shit's about to get heavy
    I just settled all my lawsuits, "**** you Debbie"

    Chorus:
    Now this looks like a job for me
    So everybody just follow me
    Cuz we need a little controversy,
    Cuz it feels so empty without me

    I said this looks like a job for me
    So everybody just follow me
    Cuz we need a little controversy,
    Cuz it feels so empty without me

    Verse 2:
    Little hellions, kids feeling rebellious
    Embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis
    They start feeling like prisoners, helpless,
    Til someone comes along on a mission and yells "*****"
    A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution,
    Pollutin' the air waves a rebel
    So let me just revel and bask,
    In the fact that I got everyone kissing my ***
    And it's a disaster such a catastrophe
    For you to see so damn much of my *** you ask for me?
    Well I'm back (*Batman Noise*) fix your bent antenna
    Tune it in and then I'm gonna enter
    Into the front of your skin like a splinter
    The center of attention back for the winter
    I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
    Infesting in your kids ears and nesting
    Testing "Attention Please"
    Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
    Here's my 10 cents my 2 cents is free
    A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?

    (Chorus 2x)

    Verse 3:
    A tisk-it a task-it,
    I go *** for tat with anybody who's talking this shit that shit
    Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your *** kicked
    Worse than them little Limp Bizkit *******s,
    And Moby, you can get stomped by Obie,
    You 36 year old bald headed fag blow me
    You don't know me, you're too old
    Let go, it's over, nobody listens to techno
    Now lets go, just give me the signal
    I will be there with a whole list full of new insults
    I've been dope, suspenseful with a pencil
    Ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol
    But sometimes the shit just seems,
    Everybody only wants to discuss me
    So this must mean I'm disgusting,
    But its just me I'm just obscene
    Though I'm not the first king of controversy
    I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley,
    To do Black Music so selfishly
    And use it to get myself wealthy (Hey)
    There's a concept that works
    20 million other white rappers emerge
    But no matter how many fish in the sea
    It'll be so empty without me

    (Chorus 2x)

    hum dei la la la , la la la la ,la la la la , la la la la ....(2x)

    "Kids!"
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    Artist: Artist Leading Letter E -> Everlast Lyrics
    Song : Lyrics Leading Letter w ->
    Title : Whitey's Revenge (the Eminem Diss) Lyric


    What?
    Did I hurt your feelings?
    Uh...I'm supposed to be scared now, right?
    Yo...I'd like to dedicate this record right here
    To Mr. Marshall Mathers' mother, yeah
    This one's for your moms

    Here come the mighty
    One they call Whitey
    All you sons of Whitey
    Are all ****biters
    So won't the real Slim Shady please act up?
    Get smacked up
    Get your eyes blacked up
    With your candy-*** name you're a candy-*** rapper
    I'll smack you up, shut you off like the Clapper
    Whoever said you was raw, son, they lied
    I know that shit I spit on Dialated hurt your pride
    Screamin' on a record how you wish I died
    But you don't wanna see me on this physical side
    You're just a big tough guy, tryin' to act hard
    But you won't walk a lobby without your bodyguard
    You ain't pullin' my card, you ain't ridin' the train
    Back in the day, kids like you got robbed for they chain
    Step to me like a man, with the hands, and get slain
    Matter of fact, when you see me *****, gimme some brain
    Yo, it's like that, we could fight, Jack
    Let's put the mics down, you'll catch a beatdown
    I get love in New York, got fam in L.A.
    And I heard you might be the MC that's gay
    With your platinum blonde Caesar, you look like a ho
    Like M and M stands for Marilyn Monroe
    Talkin' 'bout killin' sprees, you ain't like that, yo
    Makin' lots of enemies, but that's all for show
    You punk ecstasy junkie, you waste of skills
    Stop ridin' my dill, stay high on pills
    Yo, I hope you OD, don't be playin' with me
    Little ***** need to watch what you're sayin' to me
    Talkin' shit for shock value, boy, you ain't real
    Turned hard the day Dre gave you a record deal
    You went and sold your soul for some mass appeal
    Servin' up that hors d'oeuvre, kid, now eat this meal
    Instead of worryin' about who you should be dissin'
    You need to worry about who your wifey been kissin'
    Or if you go to prison while you're doin' your bid
    I'll look in on your lady and do things for your kid
    Make her write you lots of letters about the things that we did
    And send you pictures of me chillin' all up in your crib
    That shit about Sway n' Tek? That was a fib
    First time you met me I showed you love in D.C.
    But you were scared like a ***** with your eyes on the floor
    While your crew showed me love outside the front door
    Talkin' 'bout "Yo, whassup, ain't you Whitey Ford?
    I love that song 'What It's Like' and that jam 'Praise the Lord'"
    I don't do this for the money, yo, I do it for fun
    You might hang around some gangstas, but you ain't one
    And you won't be slappin' me with no empty gun
    Talkin' 'bout a fag but you a one in drag
    And you can't keep your woman from goin' astray
    Better run and check your kid for your DNA
    I take care of my moms, you get sued by yours
    With your corny metaphors about drugs and crack whores
    You're a ****er

    Word up, for real
    You wanna talk some shit money, come talkin' with the hands, B
    I ain't wastin' no more time with you, man, **** that shit, that's it
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    Hindi Song Title: Lover Boy Will You
    Hindi Movie/Album Name: LOVE STORY 2050
    Singer(s): ALISHA CHINOY
    Cast(s): HARMAN BAWEJA , PRIYANKA CHOPRA , BOMAN IRANI , ARCHANA PURAN SINGH



    Zasha She is Tomorrows Women That Yestardays Book About
    She Is a Mistory She Is An Enigma Woh Ek Raaz Hai

    Hey You Lover Boy, Will You Be My Toy; Hey You Lover Boy, Will You Be My Toy
    Hey You Lover Boy, Will You Be My Toy; Hey You Lover Boy, Will You Be My Toy
    Hey You Lover Boy, Will You Be My Toy; Hey You Lover Boy, Will You Be My Toy
    Hey You Lover Boy, Will You Be My Toy;
    Hey You Lover Boy, Will You Be My Toy; Hey You Lover Boy, Will You Be My Toy

    Khelu Khilono Se Phir Thodd Doon, Ek Pal Miloon Agle Pal ****doon
    Khelu Khilono Se Phir Thodd Doon, Ek Pal Miloon Agle Pal ****doon
    Hey You Lover Boy, Will You Be My Toy; Hey You Lover Boy, Will You Be My Toy;
    Hey You Lover Boy, Will You Be My Toy;

    [ Hey You Lover Boy Song Lyrics @http://www.hindilyrix.com ]

    Zara Zara Bhi, Mujhko Kabhi, Na Isq Ho Saka, Na Dil Kho Saka
    Hosh Khone Ki, Aur Dil Lagaane Ki, Hai Yeh Waade Puraane Zamaane Ki
    Beetha Hua Kal Kyun Mein Yaad Karoon, Chein Mein Kyun Barbaad Karoon
    Hey You Lover Boy, Will You Be My Toy; Hey You Lover Boy, Will You Be My Toy;
    Hey You Lover Boy, Will You Be My Toy;

    Khelu Khilono Se Phir Thodd Doon, Ek Pal Miloon Agle Pal ****doon
    Khelu Khilono Se Phir Thodd Doon, Ek Pal Miloon Agle Pal ****doon
    Hey You Lover Boy, Will You Be My Toy;

    Nayi Shyam Hai, Nayi Raat Hai, To Hone Do Jo Nayi Baath Hai
    Zindagi Hai Abhi, Zindagi Hai Yahin, Aur Iske Siva Zindagi Kuch Nahin
    Jhoomlo Jeelo Jibhar Ke.., Paaoge Kya Koi Ghum Kar Ke
    Hey You Lover Boy, Will You Be My Toy; Hey You Lover Boy, Will You Be My Toy;

    Khelu Khilono Se Phir Thodd Doon, Ek Pal Miloon Agle Pal ****doon
    Khelu Khilono Se Phir Thodd Doon, Ek Pal Miloon Agle Pal ****doon
    Hey You Lover Boy, Will You Be My Toy; Hey You Lover Boy, Will You Be My Toy;
    Hey You Lover Boy, Will You Be My Toy

    Hey You.........
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    Artist: Artist Leading Letter S -> Sticky Fingaz Lyrics
    Song : Lyrics Leading Letter w ->
    Title : What If I Was White (featuring Eminem) Lyric



    (featuring Eminem)

    [Eminem]
    Yo I got an idea
    Let me go grab Sticky right quick

    {*sounds of steps*}
    Hey yo Stick, Stick

    [Sticky]
    Yo Slim Shady
    Yo I just had like a nightmah..
    Wait it wasn't like a nightmare
    It was like a good dreah..
    Well it wasn't a good.. (What was it?)
    Hey yo I just had a crazy dream man (What?)
    Yo, yo I dreamt I was white! (Ohhh)

    [Chorus: Eminem]
    If he was white
    What if he was white?
    What if he was white?
    What - If - He - Was - White?
    What if he was white?
    What if he was
    white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white?

    [Verse One: Sticky Fingaz]
    Yo, yo
    What if I was white skin the same color as cocaine?
    Blond hair, blue eyes, the whole shibang
    I know one thing; police wouldn't always be watching me
    Pull me over for nothing, constantly jockin me
    (Can I get your autograph?)
    The yellow cabs in the city would stop for me
    I wouldn't need collateral to buy property
    If I was white, wouldn't matter if I was rich or poor
    SECURITY wouldn't follow me around the store
    Like I'd steal something (Maybe he might of stole something)
    Because I'm black I rob and automatically assume I ain't got no job
    On my own land I feel like an immigrant
    If I was white I wouldn't of thought O.J. was innocent (He did it)

    Chorus: Eminem

    If I was white
    What if he was white?
    What if he was white? (Yo think about that)
    What if he was white, white, white, white, he was white (for a minute)
    What if he was white?
    What if he was (What if he was white?)
    white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white?
    (What if he was white?)

    What if he was white?
    What if he was white?
    What - If - He - Was - White?
    What if you were white? (what if he was white?)
    What if he was
    white, white, white, white, white (STICKyyyy what if you were white?)
    white, white, white, white, white?

    [Verse Two: Sticky Fingaz]
    If I was white
    It would be a different world for me
    If I was white (ummmmmmmm?) What shade would I be?
    Would I be Redneck or Skinhead, preppy or high class?
    YOU PROBABLY LIVE IN A TRAILERPARK AND BE WHITE TRASH!
    In any case that be the ill shit right? (Yep)
    But there's a good and bad side of being white
    You can't say the N word without startin a fight (What's up my nigger?)
    Couldn't dance to a beat, I'd have two left feet
    Even if I was white plaque still have a ghetto shit (How you doing?)
    Is it a myth or do I really have a little **** (Nah, it's true!)
    If I was white, I would probably listen to hard rock
    and cover my ears when ever I heard Hip Hop (Ahhhhhhhhhhhh)

    [Chorus: Eminem]
    If he was white
    What if he was white?
    What if he was white? (What if he was white?)
    What if he was white, white, white, white, he was white
    What if he was white?
    What if he was
    white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white?
    (What if he was white?)

    What if he was white?
    What if he was white?
    What if he was white, white, white, white, he was white (ummmmmmmm?)
    What if he was white? (What if you were white?)
    What if he was
    white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white?
    (What if he was white?)

    [Verse Three: Sticky Fingaz]
    Yo, yo, yo, if I was white
    I probably wouldn't even think the same
    I'd watch Tennis and Golf and bet on Hockey games (Red Wings Man)
    Wear suit and ties and go to work everyday
    If I was white
    I couldn't live around my way
    And there probably would of never even been an Onyx, shit
    I be serice sippin vodka and tonix
    Smokin on a marlboro instead of a Newport
    Id live in Long Island instead of New York
    If I was white, I probably couldn't dunk
    cuz everybody knows white man can't jump (Nope!)
    And probably wouldn't be able to go to the weed spot
    Cuz all of the dreads would think I'm a cop

    [Chorus: Eminem]
    If he was white
    What if he was white?
    What if he was white?
    What - If - He - Was - White? (Yo you can't say that)
    What if he was white
    What if he was
    white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white?

    What if you were white?
    What if he was white?
    What - If - He - Was - White?
    What if he was white?
    What if he was
    white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white?
    If he was white?
    What if he was white?
    What if he was white
    (What would you do if you were white?)
    What - If - He - Was - White?
    (What if you were white?)
    white, white, white, white, white, white,
    (What if you were white!!!!)
    white, white, white, white?
    What if he was white?
    What if he was white?
    white, white, white, white, white?
    What if he was white
    white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white?

    [Eminem]
    Yo, what if I was white? Uhh..
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    Hindi Song Title: Race Is On My Mind
    Hindi Movie/Album Name: RACE
    Singer(s): SUNIDHI & NEERAJ
    Cast(s): Saif Ali Khan , Akshaye Khanna , Bipasha Basu , Katrina Kaif , Anil Kapoor , Sameera Reddy



    Oh Yeah…


    I Want You To Work It For Me Like This
    Oh Yeah
    Show Me What You Got
    Show Me When I M Here
    Come Here..
    Go Head Now
    Yeah

    Race Is On My Mind
    Race Is Is My Soul
    Race Is In My Life
    My Heart Is Racing On…

    Nasha Tera… Nasha… Nashila Nashila Hai

    Allah Duhai Hai
    Betabi Chaayi Hai
    Muskil Judai Hai
    Haan Tere Pyaar Mein

    [ Race Is On My Mind Song Lyrics @ Http://Www.Hindilyrix.Com ]

    Allah Duhai Hai
    Betabi Chaayi Hai
    Muskil Judai Hai
    Haan Tere Pyaar Mein

    When I M Touching Your Body
    All My Touches Are Driving Me Crazy
    Leave It Just On Baby No Need To Worry


    Hasraton Ki Jalan
    I’m Burning Like The Sun
    Haal Jo Bhi Raha
    I Ll Fall For Never One

    Teri Zulfon Tale
    Take For It Honestly
    Mang Le Tu Agar
    I’ll Give You My Heart

    I M Hot… So Hot… I Could Fly.. Thats Just How You Make Me Feel…

    [ Race Is On My Mind Song Lyrics @ Http://Www.Hindilyrix.Com ]

    Allah Duhai Hai
    Betabi Chaayi Hai
    Muskil Judai Hai
    Haan Tere Pyaar Mein

    Allah Duhai Hai
    Betabi Chaayi Hai
    Muskil Judai Hai
    Haan Tere Pyaar Mein

    Faslon Se Mile
    We Don’t Wanna Live This Way
    Zindagani Meri
    I Ll Live For You Everything

    Teri Hi Khwaab Hai
    Teri Hi Pyaas Hai
    I’m Never Feeling Down
    As Long As You’re Around

    It’s Hard To Control… I M Loosing My Soul… How To (Or Hard To) Control… I Love You Forever

    Allah Duhai Hai
    Betabi Chaayi Hai
    Muskil Judai Hai
    Haan Tere Pyaar Mein

    Race Is On My Mind
    Race Is Is My Soul
    Race Is In My Life
    My Heart Is Racing On…
    Nasha Tera…. Nasha Nashila Nashila Hai

    (Allah Duhai Hai
    Betabi Chaayi Hai
    Muskil Judai Hai
    Haan Tere Pyaar Mein ) ….2
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    Artist: Artist Leading Letter D -> D-12 Lyrics
    Song : Lyrics Leading Letter t ->
    Title : Trife Thieves Featuring Eminem & Fuzz) Lyric


    Chorus: repeat 2X
    Trife thieves we can't be trusted
    step into my clique the wrong way
    and get your mother****ing dome busted
    We got cement shoes for all you damn snitches
    We ain't just shooting niggaz
    we buckin *****es
    [Bizarre]
    My fully loaded nine will shoot throguh your metal door
    Have ya nigga's far and out like white kids at grocery stores(AHHHH)
    Battle bizarre and its just to deadly
    Even a rapper with amnesia who met me still could forget me
    If I don't get all my ****ing dough
    Y'all gonna see more fights and spits than the Jerry Springer show
    Cause I'm a nasty, dirty, filthy *****
    But therax even a basshead with AIDS would **** my ****
    Cause I'm quick to snatch a nigga out his polo
    I'm the reason nigga's come ten deep and end up leavin' solo
    (I'm by myself)
    Me losing? ya'll nigga's must be buggin'
    We can battle for ten minutes and let your cousins be the judges
    (pick one)
    I'm the illest rapper to come out thus far
    I'll shoot anybody even the ***** who gave me CPR
    Step to the Outz and end up gettin' burned
    **** around and get raped like one of Bill Clinton's interns
    [Eminem]
    I'll shove a gun in ya grill greasy and heat it
    smothered in hot mustard
    so when I feed it to you it's easy to eat it (eat this)
    You need to be immediately treated while you breathin it
    you'll be leavin the receivin room this evenin with Jesus
    You hate on us and we'll be waitin on eight corners swarmin ya hood
    With a thousand angry skateboarders (c'mon)
    I hop in a jeep and slam on the gas and charge you
    and bombard you in the car that your mom bought you
    **** around and get choked and found in a moat
    Flotin around drowned face down in a boat
    I'll pile five dudes in a pinto and pull up
    to the 7 Mile drive-through at McDonald's and piledrive you
    I got the power to snatch a mother****er out of his car
    When he drives by me at 90 mph
    This place is my house I might as well erase my face with white out
    cause y'all can't see me like Mase's eyebrows
    [Fuzz]
    I'm dressed to please ****ing nips, yeah, she get it
    The same way that I ****ed the chick
    Stuck my hands in her panties like ***** **** my ****
    87 freak 187 heat the passion rolls I'm passing clothes
    You like it in the *** is what I'm askin hoes
    Aren't you Fuzz he has sold more albums then the Jackson's sold
    I love you baby if I'm not with you then I'm blastin foes
    Telepathly harrasing foes
    I know your little sister is four-teen but her *** can grow
    Ice-berg took down Titantic elastical
    Given my fans the exact shit they asking for
    Fuzz Scooter ****ing one man bout to show you passing one blunt
    ***** we passing four
    I rode your *** and smoked take one pull and smoke your head up
    I'll send you to tell 2Pac to keep his head up
    I went to the fighting really Canibus who can get up
    I knew this shit was over from the ****ing blood that he spit up
    Ran a couple more miles should have done more sit-ups
    I want his dumb *** to jump up ***** and get lit up
    Call your ***** like ***** come and pick this ***** up
    On battle you should be sweeter then I get this shit up
    I'll stomp you too you get up
    Or stomp you to the cops come
    Eighty nigga's came when your ****ing block got dumb
    (Chorus) x2
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    Artist: Artist Leading Letter B -> Boy George Lyrics
    Song : Lyrics Leading Letter t ->
    Title : The Real Feminem Lyric


    Guess who's back
    Guess who's back
    Guess who's back

    Guess who's back
    Guess who's back
    You ain't black!

    So you were poor
    and you were trailer trash
    Now ya living like Elvis rollin' in cash
    Bet ya house is real palatial
    Hey pretty boy did you enjoy your facial
    Ain't that shit suppose to calm ya down
    Why you so angry, cos you ain`t brown
    Dissin` Moby for speaking his mind
    Well you speak yours, so I`ll speak mine
    What`s the worst you can level at me
    Coz I`m old huh?
    Past my prime
    If you can`t do the time, then don`t do the crime

    Bring on the drag queen, *****

    This looks like a blow job to me
    Coz what we need is some controversy
    Everybody ****, just swallow me
    Cos I like a big **** up my dish

    MTV killed rock `n` roll
    They don`t play me no, but I`m proud of my soul
    I`m into **** and I can swallow it whole
    Fags, calling you genius
    Come on, that`s like scoring a home goal
    White boys getting into rap
    So clever with words, it`s the same old crap
    Be predictable play the game
    Like Vanilla Ice try into rap again
    Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide
    When there`s gay men being crucified
    Matthew Shepherd, remember that name
    He was killed, do you feel no shame
    Listen up, Sir Elton John
    Anything for fame wellyou got it wrong


    This looks like a blow job to me
    Coz what we need is some controversy
    Everybody ****, just swallow me
    Cos I like a big **** up my dish

    Strange fruit hanging from trees
    Homophobia is the same disease
    Proud to be black, proud to be gay
    I don`t piss in my handbag
    Dr. Dre

    Last night a DJ ****ed your man yeah
    Last night a DJ ****ed your man yeah
    We were at it all night long, and then he heard this song
    He said I gotta get up, gotta get up, gotta run away now
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    Artist: Artist Leading Letter E -> Eminem Lyrics
    Song : Lyrics Leading Letter s ->
    Title : Steve Berman (skit) (in Album The Eminem Show ) Lyric


    *Door knocks*

    Steve Berman:
    It's ridiculous, I can't believe it, what?
    Hold on a minute
    Em..

    Eminem:
    Whuddup?

    Steve Berman:
    Dre I'll call you back

    Eminem:
    What now?

    Steve Berman:
    I don't even know where to start

    Eminem:
    Okay

    Steve Berman:
    I got the album from upstairs..

    Eminem:
    And?

    Steve Berman:
    And this is by far the most..

    *Gun shoots*


    Steve Berman:
    ...incredible thing I've ever heard
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    Artist: Artist Leading Letter R -> Royce Da 5'9'' Lyrics
    Song : Lyrics Leading Letter s ->
    Title : She's The One (remix) (featuring Eminem & Project Paki) Lyric



    [Eminem]
    Slim Shady
    Asshole

    [Royce]
    Any nigga wit guns, we got guns too
    More heated, ready to outgun you
    It's too late I already outgunned you
    You was around, you know the outcome too
    Let's play, lemme show you what Game is
    Heartbreak, I'm showin' you what pain is
    Please, I'm reppin' a 'd' homeboy
    Where your guns, you steppin' to me homeboy
    Royce five-nine's the name, niggaz know
    And niggaz know, dealin' wit me niggaz know
    Ayyo toots, how you get here, you wanna ride
    I got a five in Southside, you wanna drive
    Beside, I ain't got no five, you gold-digger
    You wanna suga-daddy, go get you an old nigga
    I got money, I'm just here to bug you girl
    Can't get none, but you know I love you girl
    yo

    [Chorus:]

    [Royce]
    She the one that wanna ride hot whips, huh
    Same one that ain't really got shit, huh
    She want her hair done, then get her nails done
    Go to Fifth Ave, just to shop for Shanell, huh

    [Eminem]
    She the one that ain't really got shit, huh
    The little ***** that really aint got tits, huh
    ****in **** with a chest enhanced,
    Wouldn't dance if you aint pay for her breasts implants

    [Eminem]
    Anybody wit knives, we got knives too
    More sharp, and ready to outslice you
    About 5 dudes, waitin outside for you
    And what's inside is coming outside you
    Get me drunk, and I'll drink anything you can think
    Wattup Miss. *****
    (Yo what's up with the ring, you married?)
    Shit, I'm still mingling, *****
    I just wanted to scream, this is the only finger that's it
    Wattup with you, you married?
    (Naww, I'm divorced)
    Of course you are, you little ****in trailer park whore
    (Trailer? I don't live in no trailer. I live in a mobilization unit, for your information)
    *****, I got a ****, wanna ****?
    Hold still, so i don't use birth control pills ****
    ****, pump so much cum in your stomach that when I pull out
    A years and a half old body, deranged baby fall out
    And I ain't stayin to pay no child support
    Are you playin? Be a man- ***** what you sayin?
    You tryin to pull some bullshit, while I got one arm free
    You want me to make this half-nelson a full?

    [Chorus:]

    [Royce]
    Wattup boo, this is for you and your girlfriend
    You bank-head, up in Detroit we Earl Flynt
    Assholes get guns and flashed those
    Never ever go to Detroit, we blast those

    [Eminem]
    Hi, my name is...

    [Royce]
    Royce
    I'm the king
    Gimme money, gimme jewels, everything
    Ayyo, you with the long hair, is it yours?
    I guess so, got a reciept- paid for
    Got anymore lipstick? I'm sick of red
    Get a perm, you nappy head, you chicken head
    I know you ghetto, I ain't trying to take the ghetto out
    Things about you to tell about, mellow out
    I'm the one that be makin the clubs say "What"
    Gettin love, and making the club say "What"
    Some of you cats, hate on the low and got sick
    Any sauce that got hits, not this
    yo

    [Chorus]

    [Project Paki]
    Any nigga wit guts, we got guts too
    More than crazy, only want to outdo you
    Damn, too late, we going after you
    Go get more niggaz, you gonna need more than two
    Project Paki, here to rep the east, New Jersey- I'mma rep my streets
    Militainment- we soldiers y'all
    Me, Slim, and Royce got you cornered y'all
    The only niggaz you see on World's Wildest Police Chases
    Niggaz that go wild only during court cases
    *****es go wild when they see us cum on they faces
    We never discriminate, we **** all races
    She the one that I got love for
    Money she won't get, I assure
    She the one that think she hot
    Damn, have you seen her, she is hot
    High maintanence- that's her style
    God I can't her out my mind, when she smile
    But ain't no need to worry bout nothin
    I got ten girls like her, I ain't frontin
    The only thing i buy is some good clothes for her, cuz them shit is tacky
    Royce got me on this, remember the name- Project Paki
    so yo

    [Chorus]

    [Royce]
    You tramp
    Why you still listenin?
    Don't you see, I'm dissing you
    Fade me out, why would you ever play me out?
    I'm cool
    What do yall want from me?

    (Repeat till fade)
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    Artist: Artist Leading Letter R -> Royce Da 5'9'' Lyrics
    Song : Lyrics Leading Letter r ->
    Title : Rock City (featuring Eminem) Lyric



    "Rock City, Royce, 5'9, Slim, Shady"
    *skirt* "COME ON!!"

    [Royce Da 5'9"]
    Can't stop the hustle, Royce nickel nine
    Glock stops the tussle, nine shots'll bust you
    Pine box'll stuff you, **** you! ("**** you!")
    I am not the tussle, niggaz don't know me *skirt* ("COME ON!!")
    I'm Detroit's king nigga *skirt* BOW!
    Rock City's where niggaz **** hoes and ball
    Strip hoes in bars, steal clothes from malls
    "Arms, and ya city's got the.." [3x]
    Titties saggin lookin like they got four arms
    Gold bottles, green bottles, Cris' to the don
    Niggaz get popped for sellin weed shaked with seeds
    If you hate me you hate the D (*vocal scratch*) please!
    I'm takin shit back, to the riots in the sixties
    Think I'm lying? Visit me (Where you live?)

    [Hook] + (Eminem)
    "Rock city.. rock on!" (Come on and rock wit me)
    "Rock city" *scratches* (Come on and rock wit me)
    "Rock city.. rock on!" (Come on and rock wit me)
    "Rock wit me" *scratches* (Come on and rock wit me)
    "Rock city" *scratches* (Come on the block wit me)
    "Rock city.. rock on!" (And come and rock wit me)

    "Rock.. city.. come on"
    "Rock.. on.. city.. come on!"

    [Royce Da 5'9"]
    Suburban and city niggaz hustle together
    Long as it's money envolved, niggaz'll tussle together
    Long as the hustle's a hustle, the green is green
    White is white, nigga we buyin if the price is right
    So (*scratch*) drop the mics
    Everything's on cock, from the shots to the dice
    We are not into hype
    You can't say we can't work
    Either we some plant workers or we some niggaz that plant work
    ("What") Detroit *****es is bout it
    You can just ask any one of ya niggaz that visit about it
    Any Seven Mile ***** know how to get rich
    She'll **** you till you sleep PLUS lie to ya *****
    PLUS she'll **** and swallow up outta ya ****
    And she'll keep a sugar daddy that'll buy her some shit, come on!

    [Hook] + (Eminem)
    "Rock city.. rock on!" (Come on and rock wit me)
    "Rock city" *scratches* (Come on and rock wit me)
    "Rock city.. rock on!" (Come on and rock wit me)
    "Rock wit me" *scratches* (Come on and rock wit me)
    "Rock city" *scratches* (Come on the block wit me)
    "Rock city" *scratches* (And come and rock wit me)

    "The city with the bars, where the goons with the cars,
    to produce, here we are.."

    [Royce Da 5'9"]
    Looted casinos, car shuffles, numbers to bet
    Disrespect and get a new smile under ya neck
    A city full of thug-*** niggaz, and punk-rockers
    Alotta niggaz act like Pac so cops watch 'em
    And shot blocks up in the black or the light Timbs
    White boys, look, act, and rap like Slim ("Hi!")
    Fight Music, knife users never respect it
    Guns talk (*scratch*) high schools with metal detectors
    A city full of Tommy Hearns thumpers
    Grant Hill hoopers, Barry Sanders runners, stunners
    Chaldeans wit weed connects like whoa!
    Type of weed, no need to test like 'dro
    Type of cats who got dough, they like ("So!")
    You real, then you might go.. (Where?)

    [Hook: 2X] + (Eminem)
    "Rock city.. rock on!" (Come on and rock wit me)
    "Rock city" *scratches* (Come on and rock wit me)
    "Rock city.. rock on!" (Come on and rock wit me)
    "Rock wit me" *scratches* (Come on and rock wit me)
    "Rock city" *scratches* (Come on the block wit me)
    "Rock city" *scratches* (And come and rock wit me)

    [Royce talking] + (Eminem)
    Detroit Rock City ("Slim Shady")
    Won't you come on the block with us? ("Royce the 5'9")
    Won't you just come and rock with us? ("Royce the 5'9")
    Next Level ("Rock City")
    Royce the 5'9" ("Rock")
    Slim Shady ("Rock City")
    Uh uh, won't you come and rock with us? ("Rock City")
    Won't you come on the block with us? ("Rock wit me")
    Won't you come and rock with us? ("Rock wit-")
    Rock City.. touch it... ("****!")
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    Artist: Artist Leading Letter F -> Funkmaster Flex Lyrics
    Song : Lyrics Leading Letter m ->
    Title : My Words Are Weapons - Eminem & D-12 Lyric


    * available only on the European "bonus disc" edition
    ** originally appeared on "Funkmaster Flex IV"

    [Chorus: Eminem]
    My words are weapons
    I use 'em to crush my opponents
    My words are weapons
    I never show no emotion
    My words are weapons
    I use 'em to kill whoever's steppin to me
    My words are like weaponry on a record
    -----
    My words are weapons
    I use 'em to crush my opponents
    These words are weapons
    I never did show no emotion
    My words are weapons
    I use 'em to kill whoever's steppin to me
    My words are like weaponry on a record

    [Eminem]
    Yo, the rage I release on a page
    is like a demon unleashed in a cage
    Lunatic, soon as I hit the stage
    My mind is like a ****in stick of dynamite
    Onen I get behind the mic
    it's like the wick is lit you *****es die tonight
    My nine is like a guidin light at night shinin bright
    My ****in grip is tighter than my wife's ******, psych
    These cock-****in cops got my Smith-N-Wesson
    I guess it's time to pick a different weapon, man the shit's depressin
    But Swift is getting me a new one for a Christmas present
    (Swift: "Come on Slim, let's go and teach this ****in ***** a lesson")
    They managed to confiscate the pistol that I b*****sh
    But my plan is to use this bullshit to my advantage
    Shady stay creative baby hold your head up, don't you let up
    one bit on these mother****in ****ers you're a soldier +GET UP+
    STAND UP FOR WHAT YOU BELIEVE IN, LONG AS YOU BREATHIN
    THEY JEALOUS OF YOU MAN THAT'S THE ONLY REASON THEY BEEFIN!

    [Chorus]

    [Swifty McVeigh]
    It's that Dirty Dozen renegade
    You done pulled the pin out my grenade
    .38'sll move your shit up out the way
    You niggas wont forget about McVeigh; you got somethin to say?
    Let it out today or watch these bullets spray
    from these ten black fingers huggin these deadly millimeters
    that'll make Jeff Dahmer's look like he caught a misdemeanor
    See I'm +Dirty+, so I ain't gotta buy a pistol cleaner
    An official beater, don't let me see you with yo' heater
    You gets whipped with it, tell them mother****ers Swift did it
    You packin somethin special in your crib then ***** get it
    I'm physically fitted to run yo' digits, I'm hostile (uh-huh)
    with this Roscoe pointed up your nostrils
    You get splitted and guess what, I'm blowin up the hospital
    and wouldn't give a **** if you a cop or a hoe
    I'm Hannibal Lector, the spinal cord disconnector
    Findin whores to lock 'em up in motels to inject 'em

    [Chorus]

    [Bizarre]
    I'm eatin crews like I'm Hannibal
    There's no way I can be the gay rapper
    (Eminem: Why not?) I only **** animals (Oh! Ha-ha)
    Stupid trick got my **** startin to itch
    Went to my mother's grave site, called her a stupid *****
    One on one in this bloodsport
    I'm in divorce court, sold my ***** off a pack of Newports
    (Your honor!) Six times I been arrested; how would you feel
    if you was a Jehovah witness that always got molested?
    (It happens) I'm smokin dank drikin drank
    I can't have any kids cause I'm ****in shootin blanks!
    Don't you know Bizarre don't give a ****?!
    Nicole's a whore - I'm glad O.J. murdered the **** (uhh!)
    Responsibility - I'm negligent
    Bill Clinton's a fag, should be stabbed
    Let Richard Simmons be the President (ohh HEYY!!)
    Call me a weirdo, call me Bi-zarre
    while I stick it up yo' *** while you shittin diarrhea

    [Chorus]

    [Eminem]
    Yo!
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    Artist: Artist Leading Letter D -> Dj Kayslay Lyrics
    Song : Lyrics Leading Letter i ->
    Title : I'm Gone (featuring Eminem & Obie Trice) Lyric


    [Eminem] + (Obie Trice)
    KaySlay! (Yeah) Yo..
    Drama King! (Yeah!)
    Check it out, check it out - O. Trice!
    (Shady Records nigga, it's goin down once again boy)
    It's just a scratch man (Let's go Em)

    [Eminem]
    I +Murder+ this +Inc+ as soon as I touch the page
    You ain't gon' have no other choice but to rush the stage
    and charge the mic, and I hope you got the heart to fight
    Cause you gon' have to, cause you ain't got the smarts to write
    somethin that good, to try to come back at me with
    What you gon' do, try to out-rap me with that happy shit?
    You mother****ers crack me up
    Talkin bout you gonna smack me up, y'all won't even back me up
    Throw up your paws, you pussies can't even scratch me hard
    It's like ****in Castor Claw tryna jack me off
    You think I'm afraid? What you tryna throw some fear in me?
    You think I'm dumb enough to roll with no security? {*gun clicks*}
    I'm doin my best to try to show maturity
    But don't sit there and stare at me like hoes and sneer at me
    like it's supposed to be scarin me
    Like I won't leap clean over this ****in V.I.P. rope and throw this chair
    at anyone close or near me tryna approach me physically
    cause he don't spit lyrically
    And he knows that my flow's so sick, this hoe's on my ****
    and he's so sick of hearin me, my posters is starin at him
    But I don't think he knows the severity
    of what it could escalate to or that it could grow so seriously
    if I go hysterically; cause I guarantee
    there's no one in here that would resort like a childhood
    any quicker than I would, or hit you with plywood
    Especially when I'm sippin on this liquor and tonic
    One swig of this bottle I'ma go upside your head so hard with it
    the mark from it'll be so dark that it'll leave a scar so big
    you'll be able to read a label from the mother****in
    sticker that's on it; I'm sick of the nonsense
    Shit is ridiculous and I refuse to let it get to this point
    where I'ma let you sit on my conscience - I'm gone *****, YEAH!

    [Obie Trice] + (Eminem)
    I'm gone *****
    Shady Records mother****er, we gone *****
    I said we gone *****, so long *****
    Catch up if you can (whoo!) we movin on ***** (UHH!)

    [Obie Trice]
    Now who you know been to Kyoto, Tokyo
    off of one debut, screamin, "I'm in Janai yo!"
    Obie Trice, sho' you right
    He done seen overseas, he's not a prototype (nah)
    Nobody's protégé, Em only showed O. the way
    **** what the media say
    If you listen to music then you should know that O. Trice fused it
    in a matter where he speaks how the streets views it
    Choose, to translate it through the art of music
    and started usin it reachin the youth influenced by the truth in it (truth!)
    And as a boy, a man, I ran from boys in vans
    Do the knowledge, acknowledge and try to comprehend
    Hand full of contraband
    A product of my environment, narcotics and violence
    Inspires the content, but my intent is
    to retire these tired-*** writers in si-lence (yeah!)
    Cause haters they hate us cause Shady became famous
    and claimed the rap game when they thought he'd be nameless (hah!)
    But racist accusations won't change us
    Let the truth be told, you think O. will be over here
    like, "Massa, show 'em you got soul" – no!
    Anybody knows us know this not how we roll
    So, I still push the bucket
    If I ain't trust it I wouldn't **** with it
    But **** it, I'm gone *****! {*two gunshots*}
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    Artist: Artist Leading Letter D -> Dj Kayslay Lyrics
    Song : Lyrics Leading Letter f ->
    Title : Freestyle (featuring Eminem) Lyric




    [Eminem - talking]
    I'd be a horrible mixtape DJ
    I would be really ****in bad
    THIS IS MOTHER****IN EMINEM!
    Or just Eminem
    Whatever you want to call me
    And your listenin to the mother****in easy listenin sounds, or whatever
    Clear your ****in ear wax out
    This is mother****in DJ Kay Slay
    The Drama King and it goes a little somethin like this
    Yo turn that click off, alright …

    (*beat to Eminem, Obie Trice & 50 Cent's "Love Me" starts*)
    Look ..

    [Eminem]
    My music is soothin but it's also been proven
    That it can put you in the mood to jump outta ya car while it's movin
    You've been waitin on this moment, my sermon
    is like a omen, I'm servin, I'm Erick Sermon
    I saw the window was open and I jumped through it
    My shit if you don't get pumped to it
    I quit, here's my rhyme book go head and thumb through it
    And pick what you want from it, rummage ya find somethin
    You can use to jump someone and roll up bumpin
    I'm constantly coppin over you, squatin, shit is gotten
    to the point, where I'm ain't even writin no more I'm just jottin
    This is chicken scratch
    Shit is sickin, I've been kickin *** off bullshit, throw away rhymes, pick a batch
    I live for the love of rap
    You crazy? I've made beats for Jay-Z for free
    Page me, you need a beat
    You Canibus? then it's Dre's beat
    You Kay Slay? the fee's waived
    I stay beefin with JD to the day Dre two-ways me
    That it's ok to stop blazin him
    Oops I put it out I apologize now is too late G
    It's on tape and the tape leaked
    "Say what you say" mother****er
    Drama King, Kay Slay mother****er
    We dictate these mixtapes mother****er
    Xzibit blaze this little gay midget cock****er
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    Artist: Artist Leading Letter S -> Song Parodies Lyrics
    Song : Lyrics Leading Letter f ->
    Title : Fan (eminem - Stan) Lyric





    He like to think that he's a Jedi
    He dresses like Darth Maul
    hyperspace lines on his window
    He's got no life at all
    He likes to sit and draw X-Wings all day,
    got the pictures on the wall
    His friends and family pray that it's just a fad
    just a fad..


    He like to think that he's a Jedi
    He dresses like Darth Maul
    hyperspace lines on his window
    He's got no life at all
    He likes to sit and draw X-Wings all day,
    got the pictures on the wall
    His friends and family pray that it's just a fad
    just a fad..


    Dear George, I finally got to writing you a letter
    Tellin you how bad I wanna chance to be an extra
    Shooting in Australia's much better, cause now I betcha
    I can get a little part in it. I'm glad it's coming together,
    so come on down under, you flannelette jet setter.
    so anyways, man, E'chuta, how's it all going?
    It seems like ages until your next movie's showing
    I'm practicing, too- guess what I'm doing?
    I'm marching like a stormtrooper
    I freeze-framed it all on my computer, and I'm a terrible shooter
    I've been bumping my head on stuff too, I'm good at that.
    I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
    I can even watch the holiday special without running for the can
    I hate Jar Jar though, what the hell was that all about, man?
    Maybe to make us forget the Ewoks, too, that stuff was crap
    Anyways, I hope you get this man, email back,
    just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
    You're the man


    He like to think that he's a Jedi
    He dresses like Darth Maul
    hyperspace lines on his window
    He's got no life at all
    He likes to sit and draw X-Wings all day,
    got the pictures on the wall
    His friends and family pray that it's just a fad
    just a fad..


    Dear George, You've finished all the shooting now, and you still ain't picked me
    What the hell's wrong with you, man? I even live in Sydney!
    It's not like I also wanna be an action figure
    or the main feature. I don't even wanna go to Tunisia!
    Just wanna be up the back somewhere walkin' past
    or wearing an alien mask like those guys
    who always faint, but I'd last.
    That just ****s man, look, I'm even saying please
    cause those people can't even spell wookiee with two e's
    Who are these? Man, do they even speak Huttese?
    I remember with episode one, the papers said he's
    angry about extras in England that ripped off stuff
    I'm angry too, George, but I think you knew that.
    With such a great privalege, how the hell could those guys do that?
    I'd never do that to you, cause you know I respect you
    but I can't fight that war for you, or even protect you
    from that kinda stuff. I try to tell others to have some integrity
    or you'll cut off the fans cause you'll think that we're the enemy.
    I got an acting agent, had to pay a lot for the fees
    but it's gonna be worth it, this will be a dream come true for me
    We all wish it was real, and it looks it the way you tell it
    cause I was a kid and it changed my life back in 77
    And nobody collects the stuff like I do George, no one does
    My parents gave you lotsa money when I was growing up
    You gotta call me man, I'm here for the reshoots
    Sincerely yours, man. PS:
    I got my own Jedi robe too


    He like to think that he's a Jedi
    He dresses like Darth Maul
    hyperspace lines on his window
    He's got no life at all
    He likes to sit and draw X-Wings all day,
    got the pictures on the wall
    His friends and family pray that it's just a fad
    just a fad..


    Dear mister don't-send-applications-go-through-an-agent
    I just read where you got most of your extras!
    I blew a hundred and forty bucks for nothing - I don't deserve it
    But you hired all the other dirty mothers who wrote in,
    that's just perfect!
    So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
    cause I went to see Fox studios and couldn't get near it
    Hey George, I got an idea for a new fan film
    See this Sith and this Jedi fight with their lightsabers in a forest
    and the Jedi wins. Wadday think, It's a cool concept and I'm pretty sure
    it won't be a bore, cause nobody's done stuff like that before
    now. If you like that idea then I've got a web page with a lot more
    but you'll have to find it yourself cause this is my final call.
    And all I wanted was a lousy quarter second on screen
    just to get into that universe and put myself into the dream
    I love those movies George, I wonder if you think about it
    Cause you made it, have you felt the wonder and the dream about it
    and your silence makes me think you're being so MEAN about it
    and when I email I get nothing on the SCREEN about it!
    See George- (hysterical scream) HEY, SHUT UP! I'm tryin' to talk!
    Hey George, that's my girlfriend. She's watching Howard the Duck
    and she can't reach the remote! See George, I really liked you
    but now I've got no chance at all of being a part of Episode 2
    Well, gotta go, I couldn't find a REAL carbon freeze
    So I had to fill up my bathtub with gallons of melted cheese!

    (squelch) (burble burble)
    (burble)
    (blup)


    He like to think that he's a Jedi
    He dresses like Darth Maul
    hyperspace lines on his window
    He's got no life at all
    He likes to sit and draw X-Wings all day,
    got the pictures on the wall
    His friends and family pray that it's just a fad
    just a fad..


    Dear Sir or Madam: thank you for your interest
    and the amateur productions that you constantly submit us
    Unfortunately, our policy says we cannot accept
    unsolicited submissions,
    so they're not reviewed or kept
    We're not sure what you mean when you say we "dissed you"
    You seem to think your work is such that we can't resist you
    but your legal standing has a hole that Jabba could fit through,
    so if you persist in this
    we'll have to "cease and desist" you
    It's not as though we need the fans to give us creative input
    look at the Qui-Gon Jinn-ger snaps in the Darth Maul cookbook
    and don't suggest that we both could make some money
    because we've seen your work and frankly, it isn't all that funny.
    We would, however, like you to have one of our web sites,
    as long as you don't read the fine print about who owns the copyrights.
    We don't need you, with your concepts, your costumes and your scripts,
    artwork, fan fiction, comics and whatever this 'filk' is
    we don't want to appear as a killjoy, please try and understand
    there's nothing we want to ban, we really do want you as a fan.
    But to work our magic, we really need to be left alone
    in the ivory tower to talk to the man on the throne
    We're now in post-production, and our time is totally committed
    which is what YOU SHOULD BE, and GET YOURSELF A STRAIGHTJACKET FITTED!
    So be reasonable now. Come on, think about it please.
    We're professionals- we don't take fanboy cheese!
    Behind Every Successful Man There's A Women. That's Because Women Never Run After Men Who Don't Succeed!

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