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    Talking ~~ With wich gal you wana Date ~~

    WHITE WOMEN:



    First date:
    You get to kiss her goodnight.
    Second date:
    You get to grope all over and make out a bit.
    Third date:
    You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.



    IRISH WOMEN:

    First Date:
    You both get blind drunk and have sex.
    Second Date:
    You both get blind drunk and have sex.
    20th Anniversary:
    You both get blind drunk and have sex .




    ITALIAN WOMEN:

    First Date:
    You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
    Second Date:
    You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
    Third Date:
    You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring.
    5th Anniversary:
    You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.
    6th Anniversary:
    You find yourself a Mistress.




    CHINESE WOMEN:

    First date:
    You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
    Second date:
    You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.
    Third date:
    You don't even get to the third date and you've already realized nothing
    is ever going to happen.




    INDIAN WOMEN:

    First date:
    Meet her parents.
    Second date:
    Set the date of the wedding.
    Third date:
    Wedding night.




    BLACK WOMEN:

    First Date:
    You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
    Second Date:
    You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
    Third Date:
    You get to pay her rent.
    Tenth Date:
    She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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    coooooooooool
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    Quote Originally Posted by saleem View Post
    coooooooooool
    Thank u saleem!

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    nice, nice, nice ...

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    IRISH ROCKS !!!!
    ▫▪▫▪ . Armin Van Buuren... the only definition of Trance !! ▪▫▪▫
    Ŧλέ ßαδ вøγ

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    1 :IRISH WOMEN:
    2 :ITALIAN WOMEN:
    ≈◘ ?*þ?*ðéµmâñ ◘≈

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    ...........funny thread........
    I Hope They Remember You...



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    INDIAN WOMEN:

    First date:
    Meet her parents.
    Second date:
    Set the date of the wedding.
    Third date:
    Wedding night.





    Lucky is the man who is the first love of a woman,
    but luckier is the woman who is the last love of a man.

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    Irish Women
    I Don't Exactly Hate you!
    However, if you were on fire, and I had water,
    I'd drink it!


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    Quote Originally Posted by BADINDIAN View Post
    Irish Women
    Ya i know Irish Rocks

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    NIce...............


    Make My Day

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    Quote Originally Posted by ignoramusenator View Post
    NIce...............
    I hope with Irish too

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    nice..........
    I am Freakin' Insecure Neurotically Emotional.


    I am FINE.

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    BLACK WOMEN:

    First Date:
    You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
    Second Date:
    You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
    Third Date:
    You get to pay her rent.
    Tenth Date:
    She's pregnant by someone other than you.



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