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    Golden Rules After Marriage!

    If you are already in a relationship or married, these are the rules that you ought to follow:

    1. The female always makes the rules.

    2. These rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

    3. No male can possibly know all the rules.

    4. If the female suspects that the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.

    5. The female is never wrong.

    6. If the female is wrong, it is because of a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male said or did wrong.

    7. If rule number 6 applies, the male must immediately apologize for causing the misunderstanding.

    8. The female can change her mind at any given point in time.

    9. The male must never change his mind without express written consent of the female.

    10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

    11. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.

    12. The female must under no circumstances let the male know whats on her mind whether she wants him to be calm, angry or upset.

    13. Any attempt to document these rules could result in bodily harm.

    14. The female always gets the last word!

    You will never reach your destination if you stop and throw stones every dog that barks.
    -Winston Churchill



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    very good bro ....... makes me afraid to get married repz added

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    tfs.............
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    Aisa kya Vijay bhai................

    Meri life mein ek bi fit nai ho raha..!!!


    though very funny..!!!
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    absolutely true .....................

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    hahahaa.... nice... tfs
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    Really Nice buddy..............cool & practical too, ask any married man........

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    Grreat Rulezz.................



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    Funny ones

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    Quote Originally Posted by rocky1976 View Post
    very good bro ....... makes me afraid to get married repz added
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    tfs.............
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    Aisa kya Vijay bhai................

    Meri life mein ek bi fit nai ho raha..!!!


    though very funny..!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by passion_unlimitedd View Post
    absolutely true .....................
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    hahahaa.... nice... tfs
    Quote Originally Posted by aadi7 View Post
    Really Nice buddy..............cool & practical too, ask any married man........
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    Grreat Rulezz.................
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    Funny ones
    thanks for golden replies..........
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    gr8 work.............
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    Quote Originally Posted by sweetooo.baba View Post
    gr8 work.............
    thank u qasim bhai........
    You will never reach your destination if you stop and throw stones every dog that barks.
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    Would the rule "She is always right" work for all?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry4u View Post
    Would the rule "She is always right" work for all?

    not sure but mostly............
    You will never reach your destination if you stop and throw stones every dog that barks.
    -Winston Churchill



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