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    Tongue Twisters




    1. If you understand, say "understand" . If you don't understand, say " don't understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand". How do I understand that you understand? Understand!


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    2.I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.


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    3. Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.


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    4 .A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.


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    5 . Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People


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    6 .If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?


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    7 .I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.


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    8 .Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?"


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    9.Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside. Mr Inside stood outside and called to MrOutside inside.


    Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to come inside. Mr Inside said "NO", and told Mr Outside to come outside.

    Mr Outside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed Mr Inside to come inside, then both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went outside to the riverside.


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    10.SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE , BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS, ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES


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    11. The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.


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    12.If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?


    "When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor. Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's way"


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    13.We surely shall see the sun shine shortly. Whether the weather be fine, Or whether the weather be not, Whether the weather be cold Or whether the weather be hot, We'll weather the weather Whatever the weather, Whether we like it or not. Watch? Whether the weather is hot.

    Whether the weather is cold. Whether the weather is either or not. It is whether we like it or not.


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    14.Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely .


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    15 .A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly "Oh what should we do" Said the flea" Let us fly Said the fly"Let us flee" So they flew through a flaw in the flue


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    16.If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be twisted as tongue-twister twists tongues.


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    17.Mr. See owned a saw.And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore.Had Soar seen See's saw Before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.But it was sad to see Soar so sore Just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw .....

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    good ...........

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    hahahha......tfs

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    I am Freakin' Insecure Neurotically Emotional.


    I am FINE.

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    chaat gaya


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    ..............
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    Some reasons to be grateful if you grew up speaking English;

    1) The bandage was wound around the wound.

    2) The farm was used to produce produce.

    3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

    4) We must polish the Polish furniture.

    5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.

    6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

    7) There is no time like the present, he said it was time to present the present.

    8) At the Army base, a bass was painted on the head of a bass drum.

    9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

    10) I did not object to the object.

    11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

    12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

    13) They were too close to the door to close it.

    14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.

    15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

    16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

    17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

    18) After a number of Novocain injections, my jaw got number.

    19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

    20) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

    21) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

    22) I spent last evening evening out a pile of dirt.

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    koooooooooool thread

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    hahahahha i got some of em! like two of em lol nice thread
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    good one bro.... repz added....
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    THIS IS REALLY KOOL
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    nice thread......

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    instead of a second-rate version of somebody else

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