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    Wink Punjabi in Saudi Arabia!!!

    A Punjabi, a German and a Pakistani got arrested consuming alcohol which is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia , so for the terrible crime they are all sentenced 20 lashes each of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik announced:

    'It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping..'

    The German was first in line, he thought for a while and then said: 'Please tie a pillow to my back.'

    This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes & the German had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain.

    The Pakistani was next up. After watching the German in horror he said smugly: 'Please fix two pillows to my back.'

    But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes & the Pakistani was also led away whimpering loudly.

    The Punjabi was the last one up, but before he could say anything, the Sheikh turned to him and said:
    'You are from a most beautiful part of the world and your culture is one of the finest in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!'

    'Thank you, your Most Royal and Merciful highness,' Punjabi replied.

    'In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes.'

    'Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also
    very brave.' The Sheik said with an admiring look on his face.
    'If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it.

    'And what is your second wish, ?' the Sheik asked.

    Punjabi smiled and said, 'Tie the Pakistani to my back' !!!
    Last edited by Fastidious; 10-10-2008 at 05:29 PM.

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    lolz
    awesome joke man

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    Quote Originally Posted by koolboy1994 View Post
    lolz
    awesome joke man
    thnx dude!!!

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    NICE one

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    Edit your post and remove the term "Sardar" buddy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by faisal4pro View Post
    Edit your post and remove the term "Sardar" buddy!
    ok dude...

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    Quote Originally Posted by wannabebuddy View Post
    ok dude...
    Get title edited too by help of some mod

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    Title edited. Please avoid any jokes/remarks on any particular religion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fastidious View Post
    Title edited. Please avoid any jokes/remarks on any particular religion.
    yeah i'll take care...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fastidious View Post
    Title edited. Please avoid any jokes/remarks on any particular religion.
    ............ and pls avoid making one joke threads



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    Quote Originally Posted by Fastidious View Post
    Title edited. Please avoid any jokes/remarks on any particular religion.

    Nicely said Mod.....



    Seriously, I dont think there is anything wrong with the word Sardar unless its real meaning is understood...

    nire ishq de tandh nahi paye asa
    charakhdiyan(death wheels) te v chare hoye aa
    siss(head) de k jitoh di fees tardi
    asi ohna schoolan de pare hoye aa
    loggh chana(river) wich sada hee rehan tarde
    asi lahu(blood) ander layiyan tariyan(swim) ne
    sanu logg(ppl) emi ni sardar kehnde
    serh(head) de k layiyan sardariyan nee............!!!!!!!





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