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Old 04-11-2009, 01:49 PM   #16
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abbe tu to saala badi tagdi item hai.. mujhe mg karde, apni city ka bata dena.. i'd get u the room man..
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Old 04-11-2009, 08:17 PM   #17
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today this guy is asking how to book a room nd tomorrow he'l ask how to pay them(by cash or card)....

buddy if r not evn capable of bookin a room thn i guess u wont b evn able dto do S**.....damn it hav sum standards nd ask 4 sum gud queries....






i totally agree... it was very amusing reading all the posts... LOL
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Old 04-11-2009, 10:46 PM   #18
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preeto ji i m adult.i want to have sex with my gf she also ready.the problem is how can i book a room in hotel.will they allow us.and what is the procedure to ask for room in hotel.how to ask them.wil the query something.
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Old 05-11-2009, 05:02 AM   #19
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Hey mate,

It's easy.. Call NASA and let them know you wanna have sex with your GF. They'll book a room at Mars for you.. You'll just have to pay the Return Fare to mars..

As easy as that.. !!

G'day

P.S - This is an "Agony aunt" column, not an "Ask Stupid questions" column. Wanna have sex with your GF..? Marry her and use your bedroom.
Excellent answer, Decent-ji.

To the poster...
I'll go one step further ... here is the contact info for NASA:
NASA Headquarters
Suite 5K39
Washington, DC 20546-0001
USA
Office: 202-358-0001

I know I am being sarcastic ... but since decent suggested that you get a room on Mars, I thought I should help and this is the best I could do to help you get on your way...

On a serious note --
Forget hotel rooms and such cheap places ... enjoy all you want after marriage and if you can't wait find another solution.
Haven't you seen videos or even heard about all the hotel room sex scandals? Gosh there are so many on the net nowadays ... And you still want to go for it?
What if, after you are done, the next day your sexcapade is all over the internet??? What would you do then? More importantly, think of how this would impact your gf...! and not to mention the impact on the families if something like that were to happen...!

Please think carefully before going to a hotel room.

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come to my place v will share it u know g**** s**
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Old 09-11-2009, 07:52 AM   #22
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extension no deta hunu.....

"100" maine call karo this people wil help you out completly..
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