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Old 02-11-2009, 02:53 PM   #1
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preeto ji i m adult.i want to have sex with my gf she also ready.the problem is how can i book a room in hotel.will they allow us.and what is the procedure to ask for room in hotel.how to ask them.wil the query something.
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Old 03-11-2009, 04:55 PM   #2
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Hey 3075027,

Please change your name to Shree 420 ( Char so beez )

What do you think Preeto ji is here for ???

If you want to get caught by the Police and landup in a Police Lock up if the police raid the hotel, then go ahead. Just imagine yours and your GF's photographs splashing on all TV channels and newspapers, if thats the publicity you want, pl go ahead dude.

Remember you are putting your GF also at risk by attempting to do something like this.

Why dont u guys get married if you cant control your D*** ?

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Old 03-11-2009, 05:02 PM   #3
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preeto ji i m adult.i want to have sex with my gf she also ready.the problem is how can i book a room in hotel.will they allow us.and what is the procedure to ask for room in hotel.how to ask them.wil the query something.
Hey mate,

It's easy.. Call NASA and let them know you wanna have sex with your GF. They'll book a room at Mars for you.. You'll just have to pay the Return Fare to mars..

As easy as that.. !!

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P.S - This is an "Agony aunt" column, not an "Ask Stupid questions" column. Wanna have sex with your GF..? Marry her and use your bedroom.
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Old 03-11-2009, 05:13 PM   #4
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preeto ji i m adult.i want to have sex with my gf she also ready.the problem is how can i book a room in hotel.will they allow us.and what is the procedure to ask for room in hotel.how to ask them.wil the query something.



don ever post such damn cheap queries........aa section is here to help people with genuine queries not such cheap queries......it is here give people a solution for their genuine problem......not to entertain ur cheap thoughts ...........
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Old 03-11-2009, 05:20 PM   #5
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don ever post such damn cheap queries........aa section is here to help people with genuine queries not such cheap queries......it is here give people a solution for their genuine problem......not to entertain ur cheap thoughts ...........
Maybe he is from Jupiter ..!! It may be a problem there..!! What Say..?
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Old 03-11-2009, 05:25 PM   #6
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Ahh..here's the solution...tell your parents or that girls to book a room in the hotel as you both have problems arranging it....the hotel management won't ask questions to your parents too....
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maybe he is from jupiter ..!! It may be a problem there..!! What say..?


good one mr.decent i agree
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Hey mate,

It's easy.. Call NASA and let them know you wanna have sex with your GF. They'll book a room at Mars for you.. You'll just have to pay the Return Fare to mars..

As easy as that.. !!

G'day

P.S - This is an "Agony aunt" column, not an "Ask Stupid questions" column. Wanna have sex with your GF..? Marry her and use your bedroom.
Sir jee why giving man a hard time. Tell him a simple way.. The route you are suggesting will take time..
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Old 03-11-2009, 07:20 PM   #9
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lollll isse jyada koi kharab topic nahi mila ???? friends se pucho hotel me pucho yaha thori na rooms ki service di jaati hai aur na hi aisa salah di jaati hai
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Sir jee why giving man a hard time. Tell him a simple way.. The route you are suggesting will take time..
Hmm,

How about a tour to Moon..? We have cheap Hotel rooms there..!!
Also, Our Latest is a "Sea Side Room" up at Moon...

What Say?
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Default mods allowed this !!

by the way..y did mod. posted this thread ,they do moderate every new thread.. they may b interested to knw the ans. !

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Forget room. Find a Garden. Wait till evening and do what other couple are doing.
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Forget room. Find a Garden. Wait till evening and do what other couple are doing.
Hmmm..

You mean eating pop-corns?
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Hmmm..

You mean eating pop-corns?
Why not Mangoes and Lollipop ?
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today this guy is asking how to book a room nd tomorrow he'l ask how to pay them(by cash or card)....

buddy if r not evn capable of bookin a room thn i guess u wont b evn able dto do S**.....damn it hav sum standards nd ask 4 sum gud queries....
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