If movie posters could talk...

**Preeto Maam** · 07-11-2009, 10:10 AM

If movie posters could talk...

Here's what we really thought these posters ought to have said. This is to celebrate some of the worst in filmmaking, acting and almost everything Bollywood. So, here's to transparency - enjoy!

**Preeto Maam** · 07-11-2009, 10:10 AM

London Dreams

Vipul Shah's London-based tale about two best friend embroiled in jealousy, girl trouble and a plot from high school.

**Preeto Maam** · 07-11-2009, 10:10 AM

Aladin

Guess there's no magic lamp for the box office. The 'genius' needs to figure another way out as Aladin continues his journey downhill on the charts!

**Preeto Maam** · 07-11-2009, 10:10 AM

Blue

It claimed to be one of the most expensive movies ever made in Bollywood. But all it had to show is a gorgeous Lara Dutta, marine life and a bored Sanjay Dutt. Another one of Akki's famous flops. This sank deeper than the Titanic.

**Preeto Maam** · 07-11-2009, 10:11 AM

Agyaat

Prepare to catch the 'unknown'. Ramu's latest horror movie had nothing more than moving trees, howls in the background, more trees and Priyanka Kothari in an item number from hell.

**Preeto Maam** · 07-11-2009, 10:11 AM

Chandni Chowk to China: Going where Bollywood has never gone before!

Akshay Kumar teams up with Deepika Padukone for this Kung-fu adventure which hurt more brains than bones. For those who haven't watched this film, here's a tip - don't!

**Preeto Maam** · 07-11-2009, 10:30 AM

Kambakkht Ishq

Another step lower in our history of annoying movies! Akshay Kumar nearly crash lands his soaring reputation as he stars in this disaster with Oh-I'm-So-small Kareena Kapoor!

**Preeto Maam** · 07-11-2009, 10:30 AM

Do Knot Disturb

David Dhawan's comic comeback, or what he described it as! We heard Govinda left town after this one

**Preeto Maam** · 07-11-2009, 10:30 AM

Kal Kissne Dekha

Jackky Bhagnani's debut flick that spent less time on top than a cherry! Daddy Vashu was particularly irritated by the critics' response. But we agree - this WAS a bad one!

**Preeto Maam** · 07-11-2009, 10:30 AM

What's your Raashee?

Harman Baweja's third shot at that elusive Bollywood hit. And as ballast were 12 Priyanka Chopras. No help! Ashutosh Gowariker needs a reality check pretty soon.

**Preeto Maam** · 07-11-2009, 10:31 AM

Main Aur Mrs Khanna

Salman and Kareena's romance gone all wrong. The movie shuddered towards the end - complete with a lack of story, structure and somebody please tell us what Sohail's plans were in the film!

**Preeto Maam** · 07-11-2009, 10:31 AM

Drona

Horses, Kay Kay Menon, Abhishek Bachchan and yes, Priyanka Chopra in a movie even she couldn't save from burning down! Small B nearly destroyed his career with this flick

**Preeto Maam** · 07-11-2009, 10:31 AM

Love Story 2050

Cyborgs, lasers, tall buildings and poor Harman trying to impress the world through his daddy's vision of the future. We'd rather go catch some global warming!

**Preeto Maam** · 07-11-2009, 10:31 AM

Dil bole Hadippa

Rani Mukerjee's comeback vehicle complete with facial hair. Was she away for that long?

munna89 · 07-11-2009, 10:41 AM

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Preeto Maam Moderator Lieutenant General Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 44,127 Rep Power: 34	Agyaat Prepare to catch the 'unknown'. Ramu's latest horror movie had nothing more than moving trees, howls in the background, more trees and Priyanka Kothari in an item number from hell.

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Preeto Maam Moderator Lieutenant General Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 44,127 Rep Power: 34	Kambakkht Ishq Another step lower in our history of annoying movies! Akshay Kumar nearly crash lands his soaring reputation as he stars in this disaster with Oh-I'm-So-small Kareena Kapoor!

07-11-2009, 10:31 AM	#11
Preeto Maam Moderator Lieutenant General Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 44,127 Rep Power: 34	Main Aur Mrs Khanna Salman and Kareena's romance gone all wrong. The movie shuddered towards the end - complete with a lack of story, structure and somebody please tell us what Sohail's plans were in the film!