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    ***UFF YeH BeSuMaaR LaDKiYaaN****
    ShaDi Ke LiYe DoStoN LaDkiYaN HaZaRoN Hai
    HaR KhiDki MaiN Hai LaDki AuR KhiDkiYaN HaZaRoN Hai
    LiKha Jo TuM Ne LoVe LetTeR To Kia HuWa JaNaB
    HuMaRi DaRaaz MaiN AiS JaiSi ChiThiYaN HaZaRoN Hai
    Aik TuMhi Nahi AkaiLi MeRe JaaL MaiN PhanSNe WaLi
    AiS JaaL MaiN Tum JaiSi MachLiYaN HaZaRoN Hai
    DiYe The PehLe Bhi IshQ Ke ImTeHaaN BaHut
    HaaThoN MaiN AiS BaaR Bhi PaRchiYaN HaZaRoN Hai
    Woh PaRwaNe Nahi Jo ShaMa Pe MaR JaYeN Ge
    Aik UDD GaYi HaaTh Se To Kia GhaZaB HuWa
    JaNte HaiN AiS BaaGh MaiN TitLiYaN HaZaRoN
    Hai......................

    ==========
    LaiLaa Ko MaJNu Ka SmS Nahi AYa
    LaiLaa Ne 3 DiN Se KhaNa Nahi KhaYa
    LaiLaa MaRNe WaLi Thi MaJNu Ke PYaaR MaiN
    AuR MaJNu BeTha Tha
    SmS FRee HoNe Ke InTeZaR MaiN... hehehehe
    ==============


    Woh ruth kar kehti hai hum se
    Tumhara to meel jol mehanga ho gaYa hai
    Us pagli ko kaun samjhaYe
    Aray Petrol mehangaa ho gaYa hai
    Manta hoon janeman Tere bina nahi jeena hai
    Magar Card ki kia zaroorat hai ?
    Tax cut gaya hai June ka mahina hai
    Kuch to meri halat ka khayaal karo
    Meri bike pe to hamesha ghoomti ho
    Kabhi to apne baap ki CAR ka bhi istemal
    karo..............................

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    Khuda se paani manga to sagar diya
    Khuda se paani manga to sagar diya
    Khuda se fool manga to bagicha diya
    Khuda se paani manga to sagar diya
    Khuda se fool manga to bagicha diya
    Khuda se paisa manga to tuhara NO. diya
    Batao kab aaoun

    ======================
    MUJH KO NAYA ZAMAANA HAIRAT MEIN DAALTA HAI
    "JIS KA GALA DABAOON AANKHEN NIKAALTA HAI"
    ====================

    !!
    Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho..
    itna kaatil kaise sharma lete ho..
    kitni aasani se JAAN le lete ho..
    kisi ne sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi kamine ho



    Bhai Log Ke SMS


    Chand mama so gaye,
    Suraj Chachu Jage,
    Subah ho gayee mamu...
    bole to Good Morning
    -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_


    7 wonders of the world.
    Bole to
    1. apun ,
    2. apunki smile ,
    3. apunka estyle ,
    4. apunki face,
    5. apunka nature ,
    6. apunka msgs, aur
    7. bole to TUM apun ka friend .-"""-.

    -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_

    sabse smart koun: TUM
    sabse strong koun: TUM
    in sab me TUM se jyada koun: HUM
    Lekin duniya me sabse acche dost kaun:
    HUM TUM

    -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_

    SMS
    BHEJO
    WARNA
    "r--._,---------.
    "_, .c-.------"""
    / i--"
    C__J YE DEKHA? HAI NA?
    PURI 6 KI 6 UTARU KYA BHEJE MEIN?


    -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_

    Mere Kitne SMS mile?
    Bahut saare?
    Aur tune kitne bheje? Ek bhi nahi!
    Haaak Thu: Ab tak bahut SMS khaye - Ab Goli Kha -
    DHISHKYOUN!

    -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_

    ABHI BOLE TO BHAI KO TERE SMS NAHI AARELE, BHAI KA
    KHOPDI BOT TIGHT
    HE BOL NIKALU KYA TERA LUCKY DRAW? BOLE TO DO-CHAR sms
    CHIPKA DAL MAMU.
    sender circuit bhai

    -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_


    Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kyaa?
    Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga
    kya?
    Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal!

    -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_

    Apun 1 Sher bolega
    "Charo Taraf CHAND Fekarela hai Light,
    Boleto ho gayeli Hai Night
    Band Karne ka Tube Light
    aur soneka Tight,
    Boleto BYE... Good Nite

    Kabhi gamo se tumari mulakat na ho
    udaas bethe raho aisi koi baat na ho
    shiqayat ho to hume maf kar dena
    fursat mile to hume yaad kar lena



    Mat mila aise dost se ae khuda, ye hamein barbaad karte hai,
    hum to sms ki bauchaar karte hai, aur ye 1 rupiye ke liye bhi vichaar karte hai



    Pani ka ek katra aankh se gira abhi abhi..
    kya tum ne mujko yaad kiya abhi abhi..
    tujh se mile zamana hua magar...
    yun laga koi mujse mil k gaya abhi abhi..



    Dil ki hasti mit gayi hoti, aur sare dard badh gaye hote,
    jindgi aap jaise dosto ki amanat hai, varna hum to kab ke bikhar gaye hote..



    Umar ki rah me insan badal Jata hai, waqt ki andhere me tufan badal jata hai,
    sochta hu tumhe pareshan na karu, lekin baad me irada badal jata hai.



    Kabhi dost' kehte ho, kabhi dua dete ho, kabhi bewakt neend se jaga dete ho,
    par jab bhi hume sms karte ho khuda kasam khushi hi khushi dil main jaga dete ho.



    Jaan se bhi zyada unhe pyar kiya karte the, yaad unhe din rat kiya karte the,
    Ab un raho se guzra nahi jata, jaha baith kar unka intezaar kiya karte the..



    Kisi mod par hum aapko khone nahi denge, Juda hona chaho to bhi hone nahi denge.
    Chandani rato me aayegi meri yaad, Meri yaad ke woh pal aapko sone nahi dengE.



    Ateet apne aap ko kyun dohrata hai, milkar koi phir kyun kho jata hai
    zindagi bhar saath rehne ka vada kyun kiya, jab tumhe sirf bichhadna hi aata hai..



    Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye
    aasman se chand taare torr laun,
    Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye
    aasman se chand taare torr laun,
    Lekin tum unka karo gi kiya???
    (Kiya logical sher hai!!)

  • #2

    Hoon mai doctor jahan,meri wife hai nurse waha,Yeh kaisa julm sehna PADTA hai,mujhe apni wife ko SISTER KEHNA PADTA hai..

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    • #4
      Originally posted by inderpreet_3641@yahoo.co.in View Post
      Hoon mai doctor jahan,meri wife hai nurse waha,Yeh kaisa julm sehna PADTA hai,mujhe apni wife ko SISTER KEHNA PADTA hai..
      lol nice mann
      hey mann very lovely shayaris ehre
      thanks 4 sharing

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